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Pseudonimum
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# abr/09
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You: privet
Stranger: hi!
You: kak dela?
Stranger: whats privet?
Stranger: speak a proper language plz!
You: é onde você faz cocô
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Gianyny
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Esse site é só pra gente rir hahahahaha, é muito fera.
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james_the_bronson
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Stranger: Hi
You: Can you help me???
You: With some lyrics...
You: I know the lyrics but don't know the name of the song/artist...
Stranger: Shure
You: SANDARE SAVE-ME, DETEOMAN EI ER O EM, SANBARE SAVE-ME, SAVE-ME TO OUS.
Stranger: I don't have idea
Stranger: Sorry dude
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james_the_bronson
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# abr/09 · Editado por: james_the_bronson
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ]hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, can you help me with some lyrics? I know the lyrics, but don't know the name of the song/artist :\ ...
Stranger: ok
You: SANDARE SAVE-ME, DETEOMAN EI ER O EM, SANBARE SAVE-ME, SAVE-ME TO OUS.
Stranger: well
You: Is that the name of the artist???
You: Well???
Stranger: never heard b4
Stranger: inst the song from smallvile
Stranger: ?
You: YEAH!!!
You: Congrats!!!
You: Woohoo!!!
Stranger: yeah
You: ISMALLVILLE
Stranger: its u2
You: Thank you...
You: The song???
Stranger: smallville theme
You: Thank you :] !!!
You: Now you say:
You: Espero ter ajudado :] ...
Stranger: merda
Stranger: meerda
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King of Terror
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Stranger: hi
You: 123
You: Hi
Stranger: PEITXIIINHOOO
You: seu putxinhooo
Stranger: Ronaldo...
You: Vai brilhaaaaarrrr nu curintcha
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: vai dizer que é do OT?
Stranger: Não, que isso?
You: ah tá, nao importa
Stranger: Que comu é essa?
You: ja falei com deus, com papai noel, com o diabo
Stranger: é da FP:AR?
You: nem sei o q é
You: é do cifraclub
Stranger: foda-se
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Blackus
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pou o cara me falou dessa FP:AR tb...
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Pseudonimum
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Uma conversa muito boa, que coisa rara.
Stranger: Metal fingers in my body?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhXJYNWB_ao
Stranger: So fucking great.
Stranger: Add (n) to x.
You: Lemme see.
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: Helloooo?
Stranger: Oh, hi.
Stranger: You seem very articulate.
You: So do you.
Stranger: What's happening?
Stranger: Oh, wait - what's the nearest ocean beach to you?
You: Don't know.
Stranger: Nearest desert?
You: Doesn't matter.
Stranger: Are you trying to see how few words you can type?
You: Nope. But what a bizarr movie this one.
Stranger: Isn't it!
Stranger: Do you like the song?
You: Kinda.
You: Looks like Synthpop.
Stranger: Most definitely is.
You: A girl having sex with a robot.
You: That's definetely... bizarr.
Stranger: Is it really?
You: Surely.
Stranger: Think about it. We interact with machines in that fashion all the time.
You: Not literally. But it's a nice metaphor.
Stranger: So... what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: I suppose it is more of a metaphor than a literal reality.
You: Well, why d'you send me this film?
Stranger: I was showing my friend, actually. I really like the song. I first heard it and saw the clip around 8 years ago. It was the first thing that sprang to mind when I jumped on here.
You: Nice.
You: Mankind is already dependent of the machines.
Stranger: Also, and I don't mean to sound patronising at all, but it's spelt 'bizarre'.
You: Man is getting less man by each day.
You: Yeah, it's bizarre. Sorry.
You: Why do you think we're getting so less human?
Stranger: What will we be when we're no longer any percent human?
Stranger: I think it's because being human is no longer appealling.
You: What you mean by that?
Stranger: As we've evolved into a more organised society, the facts of our existence as animals - as beings punctuated by abject vices and bodily processes - no longer fit so well into the world we are constantly constructing for ourselves. Do you disagree?
You: Completely agreed.
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Pseudonimum
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Um cara tá mestrando RPG pra mim. oÕ
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You find yourself on a boat attending a birthday party for your friend.
Stranger: You're on the deck alone with everyone else inside.
You: Continue.
Stranger: You stand around and look at the night sky.
Stranger: The bright stars shimmer in a myriad of infinity.
Stranger: A slight breeze rolls by.
You: Today it's like this.
Stranger: A friend, James, comes up to the deck and says, "Hey! Why don't you come down with us? We're havin a blast under there."
Stranger: What do you say?
You: I say I'd rather stay in the deck.
Stranger: James frowns.
Stranger: "Whatever you say, man."
Stranger: He heads back into the deck and closes the door behind him.
You: I see.
Stranger: A deep fog starts to form in the distance.
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Pseudonimum
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Tô falando com o Megamedes.
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Megamedes
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Pseudonimum
Tava ahaha :)
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Pseudonimum
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# abr/09 · Editado por: Pseudonimum
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Stranger: Choo? SeePastHer? ANYONE?
You: HALLO
You: WHO'S MY BITCH?! WHO'S?!
Stranger: ME
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TASIVA
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Pseudonimum
kkkkk
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Pseudonimum
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: woman?
You: y
Stranger: you from?
You: italy
Stranger: msn?
You: i don't use any messenger
Stranger: ok
You: we could talk in the skype
Stranger: you like sexo?
You: i hav cam
You: everybody does. :)
Stranger: whats your skype?
You: it's deixa_de_ser_trouxa_animal
You: primeiro de abril.
You: \o/
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james_the_bronson
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You: My mom doesn't let me talk to strangers :\ ...
You have disconnected.
\o/ !!!
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Pseudonimum
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james_the_bronson
AIUAHIUHIUAHIUAIUAH
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ViniMGS
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# abr/09 · Editado por: ViniMGS
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: I'm Amanda.
You: HEY JOE
You: WERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT
You: GUN IN YOUR HAND
You: HEEEEEEY JOE
Stranger: Oh. You're looking for someone else.. Sorry
UASHAUHSUASHUASHUA
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what do you do?
You: nothing
You: actually
You: i disconnect
Stranger: so what keeps you from doing something?
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GuitarHouse
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i'm Cameron
You: where are u from?
Stranger: LA
You: i´m from Brazil
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Fuinhosila
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: don't say anything
Stranger: or I will disconnect
Stranger: ok now listen:
You: Disconect!
Stranger: dammit
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Fuinhosila
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Stranger: Heeey
You: Hello!
You: you from...
You: ?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: and u?
You: Brazil
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marcio_zav
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Stranger: Hi.
You: hi
You: cntry?
Stranger: usa
You: nem uso. flw
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maizena e o um
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You: Hi
Stranger: I'm not here
You: Neither I
Stranger: Alright then
You: Show
Stranger: No you first
You: I'm Shy
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adnz
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marcio_zav
AAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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Pseudonimum
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ready
You: go!
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maizena e o um
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: want talk?
You: Please say youre not brazilian
Stranger: yes, i'm brazilian.
You: oh god
You: why?
You: Don't you people have nothing to do?
Stranger: *i don't speak english very well
Stranger: no, team of soccer is playing now.
You: Então converse em português.
Stranger: _'_
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk
You: Jogo chato, não?
Stranger: nem quis assistir.
Stranger: meu time já perdeu hoje, num to com paciencia pra futebol de novo não.
You: Desanimante, Dunga, Peru, prefiro um pornô.
You: Torce pra Argentina?
Stranger: nãããão. Gama-DF.
You: Bacana, você prefere meninos ou meninas?
Stranger: meninas. sou Homem.
Stranger: pelo jeito vcê tambem né?
You: Sou sim, mas gosto de meninos também.
Stranger: massa.
You: tem msn?
Stranger: não, num curto não!
Stranger: nem tenho tempo;.
Stranger: aceitar homossexualismo sim, mas querer meu msn já é demais né brother.
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Fiz só de zuação hein...
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_Felipe_Rock_n_Roll_
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Sobrevivente
\o/
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maizena e o um
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Stranger: Matthew and Jake had rough butt sex.
You: Havana affair here?
Stranger: yea.
Stranger: I agree.
You: Nice
Stranger: You sunk my battleship
You: Not today
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i see
You: No, you don't
Stranger: you sunk my battleship tomorrow?
You: maybe someday
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ANYWAY
Stranger: you are in the matrix
Stranger: i am here to release you
You: you too
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i came from the real world
You: i dont want to be released
Stranger: okay
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sobrevivente
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_Felipe_Rock_n_Roll_
\m/
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maizena e o um
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You: Julia?
Stranger: yeah
You: Please forgive me
You: i didnt mean to
You: i always loved you
Stranger: its to late
You: oh please
You: you re my life
You: my is yours
Stranger: yeah your not mine
You: and i have a big cock
Stranger: what????
You: you know what
You: your mouth knows what
You: your pussy
You: your ass
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X -hide -X
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I'm from a digital world
Stranger: like lain
Stranger: I'm from 3 dimensional space
You: I'm behind the wall
Stranger: I'm an anomaly in a series of random and confusing events
You: I see the dark side of the moon
Stranger: I'm a daughter of Eve.
You: I'm a zodiac knight
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Pseudonimum
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JEDI WARRIOR
You: NO
You: I'M A SITH LORD.
Stranger: SHOW ME YOUR BIGGEST LIGHT SABER!
You: IT'S TOO BIG, DOESN'T FIT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN
Stranger: FAGGOT
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