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Kaíque
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# abr/09
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Stranger: hi
You: im not a girl, if u will disconnect, do it now
You: hi
You: How are u ?
You: brb.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Kaíque
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You: hi
You: sex
You: without compromisse
You: ?
Stranger: hello :D
You: hello
Stranger: u from?
You: ;)
You: Canada
You: u ?
Stranger: cool :D
Stranger: brazil :D
Stranger: u are male?
You: hHUAHUAHUAHAU GOSTOU NÈ MÃO PELUDA
You: SAFADJINHO
You: deve ser do OT, nerd safado
Stranger: sou mulher palhaço
Stranger: de que ot?
Stranger: viado
kkkkkkkkkkkk. achei que era mais um do OT que eu tinha achado, e deve ser.
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tncv
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Stranger: hi
You: HIIIIIIIIIII
Stranger: ATLETICO MINEIRO
Stranger: E O MEJOR DO BRASIL
Stranger: BRAZILIAN ?
Stranger: GALOOOO
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Tivertimailaif
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You: viva bolivia
You: viva evo morales
Stranger: viva
You: brasileiro:
You: kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: derroto argentina
You: iron maiden
Stranger: argentina sux
You: huhuh
Stranger: aeee
Stranger: iron maiden eh uma merda
You: argentina matherfuckqer
Stranger: aeeee
Stranger: aeee
You: comi sua mãe na lama
You: hahahaha
Stranger: viva o Internacional
You: seu pau no cú desgraçado
Stranger: aeeeeeeee
You: hahaha
You: viva palmeiras
Stranger: corinthiano sem mae
Stranger: vivaaaa
You: viva o campeonato roubado do corinhtinhas em cima do inter
You: viva
Stranger: corinthiano de merda
Stranger: diego souza n joga nada
Stranger: viva
Stranger: viva o palmeiras que nao ganha nada
You: viva drodas alucinogenaes
Stranger: aeeee
Stranger: time de merda
You: viva o esatado unicos
Stranger: aeee
Stranger: viva
You: viva os maccos
Stranger: viva a cerveja
You: vivaaaaaaa
You: viva
You: viva os gauchos viados
Stranger: viva o penalti que o marcos defendeu do marcelinho carioca
You: pau no cú deles
Stranger: viva a maior parada gay do mundo em SP
Stranger: viva
Stranger: soh tem boiola em SP
Stranger: viva
You: viva chaves
You: viva seu madruga
Stranger: e vai se ferra
You: viva silvio santos
Stranger: flw
You: flw
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Tivertimailaif
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essa me assutou oO
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james_the_bronson
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Ontem eu me passei por um norte-coreano que conhecia o Atlético Mineiro. E conhecia justamente pela falta de títulos :P ...
E o cara foi levando a sério :O ...
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Tivertimailaif
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esse negocio vicia oO
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Minow
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Ontem aconteceu uma parada MUITO bizarra.
Eu conheci uma guria gente fina da Califórnia.
Aí beleza. Fiquei um tempo conversando com ela, fiquei "amigo" da menina, peguei o msn e tal.
Aí um tempo depois ela vira e fala:
(02:13) eskimos gaurd yo: would you happen to know a kid named XXXXXX XXXXX?
(02:13) - Mino: yes! Oo
(02:13) eskimos gaurd yo: baha
(02:13) - Mino: how do you know him?
(02:13) eskimos gaurd yo: ..
(02:13) eskimos gaurd yo: XXXXX@usa.com?
(02:14) - Mino: LOL
(02:14) - Mino: yeah!
(02:14) eskimos gaurd yo: lmfao
(02:14) eskimos gaurd yo: im talking to your fran
(02:14) - Mino: omg, how?!
(02:14) - Mino: put me on the conversation!
(02:14) - Mino: he lives nearby, we're gonna travel in the 9th!
(02:15) - Mino: OMG, WTF
(02:15) - Mino: HOW is that possible?! seriously
(02:15) - Mino: there's like millions of people
(02:16) eskimos gaurd yo: yeah
(02:16) eskimos gaurd yo: ahhaha
O moleque é meu VIZINHO, a gente vai viajar daqui a uma semana... e eu não tinha comentado desse site com ele.
Já teria sido estranho se ela soubesse que a gente era da mesma cidade, mas porra, o Rio tem 12 milhões de pessoas. Só que ela nem sabia onde a gente morava, só sabia que era no Brasil.
Esse país tem 190 milhões de pessoas. O dela tem 300.
A menina vira e pergunta se eu conheço o meu VIZINHO só porque ele também é brasileiro.
Muito surreal, tou bolado até agora.
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brunohardrocker
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Minow
Vai ver é o seu vizinho se passando por ela, pra tentar conquistar seu coraçãozinho!
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Minow
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brunohardrocker
A gente vai viajar semana que vem. Será que ele vai pegar na minha mão depois que todo mundo já tiver ido dormir?
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james_the_bronson
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Minow
Você é o cara das coincidências internérdicas \o !!!
Que o diga eu ^^ ...
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brunohardrocker
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Minow
Certeza!
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Minow
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james_the_bronson
Pode crer! Hahaehahahahahah
brunohardrocker
Eita rsrsrs
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brunohardrocker
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Minow
Ele é carinhoso?
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Hannah Liimatainen
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Eu entrei nesse troço e um cara falou que era do OT.
quem seria? haha.
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ghostbastard
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dessa vez fui o Yoda:
Stranger: hello
You: Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
Stranger: But, Master Yoda?
You: Patience
You: Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now - if you choose the quick and easy path as Vader did - you will become an agent of evil.
Stranger: I wanna became a jedi. I'm not afraid.
You: Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
You: I am wondering, why are you here?
Stranger: I wanna be a jedi.
You: That is why you fail.
You: Control, control, you must learn control!
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: But it's hard sometimes.
Stranger: There is so much anger...
You: beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.
Stranger: Obi-Wan is a fool.
Stranger: He failed.
You: Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now, matters are worse.
You: You must unlearn what you have learned.
You: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
Stranger: The Dark side is much more powerful
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ViniMGS
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Stranger: Ahoy hoy!
You: ARRRR a pirate
You: FUCK I'M GOING TO BE PILLAGED
Stranger: To Starboard!
You: AHHH
Stranger: Steady ur guns!
You: RUN TO THE HILLS MY PEOPLE
You: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Stranger: FIRe@!
You: OH FUCK
You: I'M HIT
Stranger: Boom Boom BOOm
You: SHIIIIIIT
Stranger: Die!!!!!!
Stranger: Scum!
You: OH
Stranger: or are you going to fight like a man!
You: oh yeah now i'm a zombie
You: i'll eat your brain
You: if you don't disconnect
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAck!
Stranger: eep!
Stranger: the button!
Stranger: it's over ther!
Stranger: *reaches*
You: brain eaten
You: OWNED
Stranger: *GAME OVER*
You: lol
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JEU
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: TALK TO ME
You: SHey!
Stranger: WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME?
Stranger: WHY?
Stranger: JUST CAUS EIM UGLY?
Stranger: IM A CREEP
Stranger: IM A WEIRDO
You: WTF?
Stranger: WHAT THE ELL IM DOING HERE?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hi
Stranger: haha thats lovely
Stranger: how are i?
You: U need a Psychologist dude
You: talk to U when u became normal
Stranger: why?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: I
Stranger: AM
You: see ya
Stranger: NORMAL
You: No, You aren't
You have disconnected.
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Kaíque
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Hanna Liimatainen
Eu entrei nesse troço e um cara falou que era do OT.
quem seria? haha.
Kaíque
You: metallica !
You: whooooooooooooah
Stranger: HELLO! WELCOME!
You: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: METALLICA RULES!!!
You: YEAH \m/
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Brazil
You: u ?
Stranger: eu também ._.
You: HEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Stranger: é do fcc?
You: UHUEHUEH
You: SOU
You: EHUEHHEHEHUEH
Stranger: HUASHASHAHAHUAHUAU
You: do OT ?
You: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You: omfG
You: oO
You: Qm é vc óahhahah ? o_O
Stranger: que merda huashuashuaua
Stranger: não vou dizer, tchau
EHUEHUEUEHU, APARECA INFELIZ !
P:
mas o q vc falou era outro, eu ja sei quem falou comigo. xD
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Igão
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You: batchatcha
You: Kumbala ino umbatagnaê ?
Stranger: Nien!
Stranger: What, it that african?wtf?
You: Siom, houng tae dounjinga yentno kutu !
Stranger: ew, african.
You: kumbaia tu kunasa tarishbathcha]
Stranger: i'll show you a kumbaia
You: Honuluconu poti core anudi ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AUEHUAHEUAHUEHUA
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lv.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine?
Stranger: and you?
You: fine
You: where are you from?
Stranger: canada
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ?
You: brazil
Stranger: huahuahuuaa
Stranger: eu tb
You: kkkkkkkk
Só tem brasileiro nessa merda!
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oiio
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Stranger: hi
You: oi
You: fuck you
Stranger: oi
Stranger: fuck pra vc tbm
You: só pode ser do FCC
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Carpano-Jr.
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Putz, qdo to falando com alguém bacana dá Connection Imploded.
Mas é legal pq dá pra aprender bastante inglês.
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: 1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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oiio
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You: hi
Stranger: allah akbar
You: bin laden
Stranger: da zemozh zeba watan
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Tom Sawyer
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SONIC'S THE NAME
Stranger: SPEEDS MY GAME
Stranger: I BUMMED TAILS
You: that's the most fuckin retard website ever
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT
Stranger: WHAT WEBSITE
You: YO DUDE WHATS UP BRO
Stranger: NOTHING MUCH JUST CHILLING KILLIN DRINKING BUD
You: I KNOW I LIKE CAPS LOCK DO YA LIKE CAPS LOCK?
Stranger: TOTALLY BRO I DIG IT
You: YEAAAAAAAHH
Stranger: WANT TO MAKE A BAND
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAT
You: I ATE UR CAT BRO
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Stranger: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
You: CUZ IT ATE MY DINNER BRO
Stranger: DUDE IT SUCKS
You: YEAH I KNOW MAN IT TASTES REALLY BAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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oiio
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: i hate jews
You: hi
Stranger: how about you?
Stranger: do you hate jews?
You: what is jews?
Stranger: fuck you you crazy fucking nigger
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAUHUHAU
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Sniper
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Tive uma conversa true com um baterista da Inglaterra \m/
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oiio
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Tive uma conversa true com um baterista da Inglaterra \m/
e tu acredita
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ViniMGS
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Sniper
Eu ja fui o Dave Murray nesse chat.
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