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TWT ICE
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: holla
Stranger: are you from florida?
You: yes
Stranger: nice
You: i'm immigrant
Stranger: FUC
Stranger: K
You: came from mexico
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TWT ICE
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Stranger: hi
You: ronaldo
Stranger: ronaldo o caralho
Stranger: obina na veia mano
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GuitarUser
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obina na veia

só drogado nessa porra oO

TWT ICE
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GuitarUser
sabe qual o jogador que mais memoriza numero de telefones no mundo?










obina

HAAHAH

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CHATZIES
You: hi
Stranger: suuuup
You: er mario bros
Stranger: WOOOO. love that game.
You: yes
You: Yoshi
Stranger: yeeeees ; )
Stranger: yoshi indeed
You: very cool
You: yellow yoshi, blue yoshi, red yoshi
Stranger: green yoshi!
You: yes, the classic!! \o/
You: we love yoshis
Stranger: thats one messed up looking lol
Stranger: "lol"
Stranger: i mean.
Stranger: i keep a yoshi in my pocket just in case i get hungry
You: |o|
Stranger: O . O
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE LONG HAIR?
You: no
Stranger: yea me either. but it's gettin' there
Stranger: sloowly
You: do you like long hair?
Stranger: for me or for other people?
You: for you
Stranger: for me, it's ok. shorter hair is ok too. not like. boy short. but between my chin & neck. or longer.

Mila Turunen
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Tô há meia hora com um finlandês louco aqui. Haha!

brunohardrocker
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Stranger: female/male?
You: male
Stranger: bye
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brunohardrocker
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# abr/09 · Editado por: brunohardrocker
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i no say fall air in glays

once more?

eu moro em minas também

tncv
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Stranger: hi
You: hi ... read this and please ignore naum ...
Message: Hi my name is Samara, I have 14 years (It would have been alive), died at 13 in Cascavel-PR. I rode a bike when I could not deviate from a wire
wire. The worst was that the owner of the lot did not help me, laughed quite (...) Day on July 15 decided Mariana laugh that message, one night after she disappeared without leaving traces. The same happened with Kare on 18 October. Do not Break the chain please, unless you want
feel my presence ...
Stranger: where're u from?
You: Cascavel-brazil
Stranger: yees
You: and you?
Stranger: eu tbem sô brasilera 0o'
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: curitiba
You: hauahuahauhaa
You: como vai?
You: sou de Brasilia
You: e piada fail. :(
Stranger: 'PKASPKAPSKAKS
Stranger: ER TO BEM
Stranger: e vc ?
Stranger: tenho parentes em cascavel !
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Pseudonimum
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Stranger: how many fingers go in?
You: two, hhaha
Stranger: u ever use a dilldoe?
You: not ever
Stranger: u lick ure fingers after they go in?
You: once i did but i didnt like the taste
Stranger: y not
Stranger: wat does ures taste like?
You: tastes like fun, like when you go to the omegle and talk to some ass saying you're a girl interested in hot talking
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: hahahahaha
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is this the real life...
You: is this just fantasy
Stranger: caught in a landslide
You: no escape from reality
Stranger: open your eyes
You: look up to the skies and see...
Stranger: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Stranger: did you forget the words?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pc tinha que travar. :\

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: VAI BULBASSAURO
You: Squirtlle vai!!

Stranger: HÁ, seu pokemon nao é mais forte que o meu!
You: como vc sabe?
Stranger: porque eu usei rare candy no meu váárias vezes
You: humm
You: tenho um Raichu
Stranger: Tenho um Moltress
You: que pokemons vc tem pra trocar?
Stranger: H ou M?
Stranger: posso trocar o celebi, nao gosto dele
Stranger: Mas só troco pelo Mew
You: sou um treinador pokemon da cidade de Pallet, Mew?? ele eh muito raro nao?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: Tááá, eu troco elo Chuck Norris
You: prefiro Bruce Lee
Stranger: 40028922, é o funk do Yudi que vai dar Play Station 2
You: nem rimou
Stranger: nao fui eu que fiz né
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Sniper
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Só uma coisa, finlandesas ruleiam!

TWT ICE
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Sniper
elas sempre conversam sério ahuahu

Sniper
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TWT ICE

ahuhua
tava conversando conversando com essa no msn, ligou até a cam, gata pra caramba

TWT ICE
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Sniper
ahuahua que salame

mostrou os boobs?

marcio_zav
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Sniper
finlandesas ruleiam!


Deixou as espanholas de lado?? :P

crazy frog
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how goes it
You: where are you from?
Stranger: ONTD
Stranger: you?
You: what's the meaning of ontd?
Stranger: oh no they didnt
You: FR
Stranger: FR?
You: fucking retardado
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that's harsh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Machine Gun Man
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Sniper
Só uma coisa, finlandesas ruleiam!

Com certeza! hahaha

Sumerrew
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aqui nao entra nessa merda -.-'

Paul Gilmour Petrucci
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You: Shao Kahn?
Stranger: hello random stranger
You: hello my ass
Stranger: you want me to say hello to your ass?
Stranger: hello ass of stranger
You: No, you are my ass
You: Lick yourself
Stranger: i have an ass of my own
You: Lick my ass
You: Loick my ass and balls
Stranger: can't do both only have one tongue
You: Yes you can
Stranger: basketballs?
You: Yeap
Stranger: The celtics?
You: Like the medicine boys
Stranger: Pet Shop Boys?
Stranger: I like them?
You: Not much
You: I'm not gay
You: But I respect
Stranger: Are you depressed?
You: Yes, very much
Stranger: too bad
You: I can't stay with myself anymore
Stranger: you can end it anytime
Stranger: that's the good part of life
You: No, I can't
You: It hurts, it's painful
You: So, I do drugs
You: It's a way out
Stranger: I do drugs also
You: Nice
Stranger: everyday
You: what do you use?
Stranger: Birth control
Stranger: makes me fell GOOOD
You: Nice
You: I do matte tea
You: it makes me feel old
Stranger: jasmine/
You: it's good to me

brunohardrocker
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Sniper
Só uma coisa, finlandesas ruleiam!

haha

conversei com uma Holandesa esses dias!
o país dela é mó pervertido e ela conversando sério...

Paul Gilmour Petrucci
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You: Presto?
Stranger: no
You: fuck you
Stranger: u2
You: coldplay
Stranger: kiss my ass
You: ac/dc
Stranger: son of bitch
You: iron maiden
Stranger: nirvana
You: alice in chains
Stranger: --
You: pato fu
Stranger: pqp
You: tihuana
Stranger: brasileiro sem noçaõ
You: jorge ben

brunohardrocker
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You: fuck you
Stranger: u2
You: coldplay
Stranger: kiss my ass
You: ac/dc


hahaha

Paul Gilmour Petrucci
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi, my name is Xuxa
Stranger: Where you from?
Stranger: KKKKKKKKKKK
You: I'm from Rio
Stranger: mais nunca fia
Stranger: eu sou de poa
Stranger: :D
Stranger: e voce nao é a Xuxa
You: I don't understand you
Stranger: vsf
You: what?
Stranger: fala português mané
You: wtf?
Stranger: I'M FROM RIO e nao fala português
Stranger: IDIOTA É FODA
Stranger: nao se faz
Stranger: baranga
You: Is this german?
Stranger: CRIANÇA
Stranger: anta
Stranger: ridiiiiicula
You: finnish?
Stranger: nossa
Stranger: qe tosca
You: spanish?
Stranger: escrota
You: israeli?
Stranger: SEU TRADUTOR GOOGLE É UM LIXO
You: google I know
You: do you do searchs on google too?
You: I like internet
Stranger: I HATE YOU
Stranger: IDIOT
You: My husband likes internet too
Stranger: I..
You: We all need internet nowadays
You: Will you be my friend?
You: I do sex with my friends
You: My husband likes it
You: Hi, my name is Xuxa.
Stranger: IDIOTA
Stranger: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTA
You: I'm from Rio
Stranger: FUCK MY ASS
Stranger: I'M FROM SP
You: I don't undertand you
Stranger: SÃO PAULO BRAZIL SAKS
You: what?
Stranger: WHAT O CAARALHO
Stranger: ME COME
You: Is this german?

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Tem tambem as alemanzinhas lindas...

GuitarUser
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sprout
You: bellsprout
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



sempre venço

GuitarHouse
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Troquei idéia por uns 20 min com um americano que, coincidentemente, visitou o Brasil em fevereiro....Rio, SP e Brasília...curtiu muito aqui.

Cheap Trick
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello you
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: im great thanks! you?
You: im fine
You: =D
You: im working
Stranger: any particilar reasons? :)
You: what about you?
Stranger: im in the sun, on my balcony. lovely lovely sun.
You: no, im just happy
Stranger: where you from?
You: whats your name?
Stranger: sandra, whats yours.
You: my name is helder
You: =)
Stranger: hi helder, where you from? :)
You: brazil , what about you?
Stranger: brazil.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


FAILLLL!!!

:(

BurnTKD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: brazil
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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