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mateussch
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
Melhor conversa da minha vida
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: asl/
Stranger: hey
Stranger: dont even
You: okay
Stranger: WHY ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE SO HORNY GEEZ
You: Why!!!
Stranger: thats such an awkward thing to ask just for conversation!
You: I know
You: You are correct
You: you are a genius!!!
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: over doing it much
You: Here in north pole we don't have genius
Stranger: wow
You: only santa
Stranger: here in the south pole we dont have santa
Stranger: your so lucky.
Stranger: youre*
You: I know
Stranger: we had a few elves down here the other week.
You: But wou have penguins!
You: you
Stranger: long trip for them poor things
Stranger: WEOH yeah we do!
You: penguins are genius?
Stranger: they are P GENIUS
Stranger: which jumbled up spells
You: they look smart
Stranger: WAIT
You: OKAYYY
Stranger: PN GENUIS
Stranger: which spells penguins
Stranger: shame.
Stranger: harry potter stole that off us
You: Harry potter is a asshole
You: Why we don't kill him?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Stranger: because (dun dun duuuun)
You: seriusly
Stranger: hes my brother
You: ohhhhhh
Stranger: O:
You: Really??
Stranger: hahah totes magotes
Stranger: did i actually meet another really awesome person?!?
You: I don't know
Stranger: well..
You: I can ask to santa
Stranger: is your name
Stranger: BOND
Stranger: JAMES BOND?
You: No
Stranger: ok sure ask santa but ya know
You: okay
You: Wait here
Stranger: he has a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally long list and he checks it twice..
Stranger: so ill talk to you again in 10 years!
Stranger: hah
You: noooooooo
You: santa is death!
Stranger: O::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Stranger: my eyes just popped out of my head because i was so shocked omg
You: I will ask Mrs. Claus
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: wow
You: oh no! she's a gnome!
Stranger: she has a long list too apparently
You: no
Stranger: O::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;
Stranger: i knew i saw her on gnomeo and juliet!
Stranger: shiet
Stranger: bro youre cool!
Stranger: bro? ho?
Stranger: which ditch you lying in
You: I'm lying on a bed of straw
Stranger: ohmygawd
Stranger: shouldnt it be a bad of snow or something?
You: talking with elves
Stranger: bed*
You: no
Stranger: awh yeah
Stranger: HHAHAHAH
You: its a bod of straw
You: bed
Stranger: ohkay ohkay
Stranger: callm your farm
You: I have a beautiful farm
Stranger: haha thats good to hear
You: but here in North Pole plants are idiots
Stranger: ok buddy im going to troll some more people
You: I hate plants
You: okay
Stranger: STOP ASKING FOR ASL
You: me too
Stranger: ITS SUCH A PEDO THING
You: i am a pedo
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahah
Stranger: i knew it.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Oh
Stranger: kay bye
You: sorry
Stranger: !
Stranger: (:
You: i am santa !!!
Stranger: OHMYGOD SANTA
Stranger: HAHAAH
Stranger: BYE
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Die Kunst der Fuge
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
Esse negócio é mto louco!
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Fidel Castro
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
A única vez que entrei no Omegle eu tava fumando com uma amiga. Encontramos uns malucos estilo retardadão americanos com um bong e ficamos rindo um da cara do outro.
Só tem doido e pica nessa merda. Podia sair da internet.
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Igão
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u male
You: yep
Stranger: horny
You: u female?
Stranger: yup
You: go look for real people
You: seriously
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: i have to tell yu something
You: tell
Stranger: i want to fuck ur dad even though im on my period
You: My dad is dead.
You: : (
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AHUAUAHUAHUAHUA
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qew
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
Legal, ia procurar esse tópico...
Tentei hoje, mas o cara só dizia algo como ASI ou ASL.. I dont understand. =/
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Pesadelo
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
qew
asl: age sex location
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qew
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
Pesadelo
hauehuaehu, carái, acho que vou arranjar outra forma de tentar praticar ingles...
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qew
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
putz, me perguntaram se eu queria.. melhor nem postar.
só tem nerd gordo saporra! hauehueaheua
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DarkMakerX
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
Acho que estou conversando com alguém daqui o.o
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Igão
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
You: Ahoy
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: I'm pretty good, thanks
Stranger: ;)
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Really?
You: nice
You: Where in brazil?
Stranger: and you?
You: I have been there a few times
You: Me? England
Stranger: nice ;)
You: so, are you From Rio?
You: São Paulo?
Stranger: yes
You: Rio
You: ok
You: I've been in copacabana once
You: nice place.
Stranger: me too lol
You: John here
Stranger: Gabriel :)
You: Gabriel
You: do you burn the donnut?
You: Are you sao paulino?
Stranger: im carioca
You: oh, i see
You: Do you like Mc Catra?
Stranger: nope
You: Do you like gaiola das popozudas?
Stranger: haha I dont
You: I like mulher melao
Stranger: lol
You: Você Você Você Você Você Você Você quer?
Trolei.
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Igão
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
You: Goku or Vegeta?
You: LOL
You: (nolstalgic)
You: nos*
Stranger: haha vegeta.
You: Nice to meet You, Igor.
You: What is your name?
Stranger: cherylann. nice to meet you too.
You: : )
You: How old are you?
Stranger: im young haha im only 15
You: Yeah, you're : )
You: I'm amazed that you know who are Vegeta and Goku. (Do you really know or just chose one?)
Stranger: oh yes i know who they are . i swear . i have them on my ipod lol
You: Their music?
Stranger: I have that type of music on there but not them . but i do know who they are.
You: They aren't musicians : (
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHAUAHUAHAUHAUAHU
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The Man Who Sold The World
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
Stranger: 21 m looking for a horny female with msn or skype
You: uhul
You: eu tbm
You: ops
You: me too
You: kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Pesadelo
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: DEVILS GRIP, THE IRON FIST
Stranger: DARK NIGHT NOTHING TO SEE
Stranger: INVISIBLE HAND IN FRONT OF ME
Stranger: *some stupid solo*
Stranger: YOU KNOW ME EVIL EYE
Stranger: YOU KNOW ME PREPARE TO DIE
Stranger: YOU KNOW ME THE SNAKE BITE KISS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Lucas F.
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
AHEUAHUEH, ri muito com essa conversa:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey man
You: can you help me?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: well
You: there's this girl in my school
You: and she's so pretty
You: i really like her
You: but she's dating an asshole.
You: and she told me they're gonna have sex
You: i can't let this happen, man
Stranger: Are you being serious?
You: of course i'm serious
Stranger: Uhh, just like tell her you like her.
You: dude
You: i'm in the friend zone, you know?
You: she treats me like a girl
Stranger: Well, damn, grab her boobs and get out of the friend zone!
You: she'll probably slap me.
You: and we are friend since the third grade
You: she's talking to me right now
You: what should i tell her?
Stranger: Just tell her you think it's a bad idea for her to fuck that guy, and that you care about her.
You: i've already told, but he's really making her mind about it
You: and he's a football player
Stranger: Oh well, I guess you're fucked.
You: i can play the guitar. maybe i should write her a song?
Stranger: Yea, do that.
You: i've started to write the lyrics
You: its something like that:
You: Mary, i really love you
Mary, why don't you want me?
He's just an asshole
So please, come and suck my cock.
You:
My friend helped me with the last part.
You: he told me she's gonna love it.
You: what do you think?
Stranger: Oh, yeah. She will.
You: i'm thinkin, should i upload it to youtube and send her the link?
You: i'm too shy to sing it for her, you now.
You: know*
Stranger: Yea, upload it.
You: man, just forget it. the only way to stop her from fucking this guy is raping her.
You: yeah
You: i'll surely rape her.
Stranger: You do that.
You: thanks man
You: you helped a lot.
Stranger: Mhmmm.
You: it's good to know that someone's here for me.
You: i love you man.
Stranger: Quit calling me man though, Im a girl.
You: really?
Stranger: Bye, broski.
Stranger: YEA.
You: you're a girl?
You: it's awesome dude.
Stranger: Mhmm.
You: have you ever been raped?
Stranger: Naw.
You: does it hurt or something?
Stranger: Not if you do it right. Just go rape her, man.
You: cause i like her, i don't want her to get hurt
You: can i be arrested for doing this?
Stranger: Yea. Oh well, though.
You: you know what they do with guys like me in prision?
You: whatever.
You: i'll just go on and rape her.
You: thank you deer.
Stranger: You have fun with that. mhmmm
Stranger: Later.
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viniciusra
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
prefiro chatroulette.
Da pra conversar com varias gatinhas, agora que estão vigiando.
Porque antes era só órgãos genitais.
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Igão
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
viniciusra
Tem isso, agora tão vigiando? Menos mal.
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pulgadopc
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
Essa foi bem lega
lYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The Last Bitch Disconnected Me Cause I Was Mexican,So Im Warning You Now, If Your A Racist Bitch.LEAVE.
You: Its okay man
You: Im from Brazil
Stranger: Oh Cool :)
You: yeah
You: Arriba!
Stranger: Im Mexican But I Live In California :)
You: oh, very nice
Stranger: Yupp :)
You: so, what you do here? :)
Stranger: Nothing,Talk To People I Dont Know Because Im Bored :I
You: haha, me too
You: i don't speak english very well
You: sorry D:
You: so, what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: Its Okay :P
Stranger: I Like Rock,Hip Hop,Rap, & Pop
You: I like rock very much
You: what bands do you like?
Stranger: Incubus,Blink182,Green day,Metallica,
Stranger: ..The Beatles,The Strokes
Stranger: ...The List Goes On :P
You: :D
You: I like Metallica, Van Halen, the Old Green day, rolling stones
You: and
You: the list goes on
Stranger: :P
You: are you f or m?
Stranger: f
You: oh, seriously?
You: haha
Stranger: Why? :P
You: i don't know, in omegle just have guys D:
You: don't worry, i'm not a kind of maniac
Stranger: Really? I Always Get Stuck Talking To The Girls Who Like Justin Bieber, Or Guys who wana know my bra size xD
Stranger: but its nice to know that their are normal people on here :P
You: yeah, it's nice
You: almost all people here start the conversation with: asl
You: or
You: f or m
You: \o/
Stranger: Yea :P I Hate It
You: wait a minute
Stranger: & Then I Tell Them & They Say "YOUR FROM CALIFORNIA!?, DO YOU SEE ALOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE!?"
You: i go on the bathrom
You: i'll be back soo
Stranger: Oh LoL :P
You: yeah, that's better
Stranger: LoL xD
You: in california there's a lot of cool things
Stranger: Sort of /:
You: DD:
Stranger: We have good amusment parks :)
You: in california there's a guitar center
You: no?
Stranger: Err,Umm,I Think :P
You: \o/
You: Do you play some instrument?
Stranger: I Forgot What Its Called :P
Stranger: I Have A Guitar
Stranger: But I Dont Know How To Play it
You: XD
Stranger: ,& I Broke A String While Trying To Tune It...
Stranger: :P
You: haha
You: i really wanna go on guitar center some day
Stranger: Thats Cool (:
You: i'm bored :(
Stranger: So Am I :I
You: do you like avenged sevenfold?
Stranger: Yesss :D
You: there's a lot of people that just know nightmare and almost easy
You: and say that is the best band on the world
You: i hate that
Stranger: Yupp Same With Blink 182, they know one song, & the are all of a suden their biggest fans
You: yeaah
You: and they don't even know who is the rev
Stranger: Yupp
You: what you like to do ?
Stranger: I Think Zachy V Is Good Looking Tho xD
You: yeah, he's left too
Stranger: Oh LoL, I Like Drawing, Dancing,
You: just like me
You: i used to draw
You: but i forgot how to draw
Stranger: LoL
You: so i draw very bad
Stranger: :P
You: amy whinehouse died
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: :I
You: People in California like her?
Stranger: No Clue xD
Stranger: But Speaking Of Death, My Grandfather Died Two Weeks Ago :I
You: oh, that's bad
Stranger: Yupp
You: my condolences
Stranger: Thanks (:
You: i'm using google tradutor for some works
You: lol
Stranger: LooooL xD
You: how old are you?
Stranger: Im 13
You: :]
You: you're young
You: im 15
You: i'm young too
You: haha
Stranger: I Knoww :P
Stranger: How Old Are You? :)
You: i'm 15
Stranger: Youre Old... xD
Stranger: Just Kidding :P
You: noo, i'm very young
Stranger: I Know :P
You: California is cool? Look very cool
You: ...
You: California girls
You: \o/
Stranger: LoooL
Stranger: It Is Cool Over Here :)
Stranger: Nice Weather
Stranger: ,Beaches,DISNEY LAND
You: :)
You: i never go to disney
Stranger: & Six Flags! :D
You: when i go to california, i go on dinsey
You: and on guitar center
You: I promise
You: tomyself
You: to myself''
Stranger: & Then Six Flags,Its A MUST
Stranger: ,Its The Roller Coaster Capital Of The World
You: look very cool
You: ok
You: so, guitar center, disney and six flags
You: :P
Stranger: Yes! :) & Then The Beach
You: Oh, here in Brazil we have beaches
Stranger: Oh Yea! xD
Stranger: & Brazils Beaches Are Wayyy Better
You: :D
You: not so much
Stranger: The Beaches Here Are Pretty,But Once You Get In The Water, Its Unclean :P
You: evrybody think
You: that brazil
You: is anclean
You: and poor
Stranger: Im Sure Its Not
You: :)
Stranger: ,Its The Same With California, People Think Its Clean & Always Sunny.Its Not
You: Evrybody think's that is always a poor and black boy, that loves football
Stranger: Im Sure Its Not Like That :). Some People Just Make Up Stupid Steriotypes
You: yeah, tha'ts true
You: that's
Stranger: Like In Mexico, People Think That Other Than Cancun, The Rest Of Mexico Is All Dirt & Dirty Rivers
You: haha, that's true
You: but, mexican food is very good
You: i like it
Stranger: It Is :P
You: the people in california like football?? ahauuha
Stranger: Yup Some People Do :)
You: cool
You: what's your name?
Stranger: My Name Is Deisy (:
You: :D
You: My name is Vinicius
Stranger: Cool :)
You: it's not a common name
Stranger: Your Name? ,Or Mine?
You: my name
You: haha
You: Daisy is a common name ?
Stranger: Oh LoL :P Yea, Neither Is Mine
Stranger: Um,Yea But Mine Is Spelled In Spanish
You: oh, very cool
Stranger: Yup,People Always Pernounce It Wrong :I
You: how is the pernounce
You: ?
You: i know, it's hard to explain the pernounce
You: :P
Stranger: Its Pernounces "Daisy" But Since Its Spelled With An E People Always Say Pernounce It Like "Desy"
You: :]
Stranger: :P
You: Daisy, i gotta go
You: Nice to meet you
You: I really like talk with you
You: and sorry for my bad english
Stranger: Nice To Meet You Too Bye :)
Stranger: LoL
You: Bye o/
Stranger: Bye (:
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pulgadopc
Veterano |
# jul/11
· votar
haha, sente a trueza
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl
You: Please allow me to introduce myself
You: I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Stranger: Ok
You: And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
You: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
You:
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
You: I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
You: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
You: I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they mad
You: I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
You: Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
You: Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restrain
You: so what's up?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl
You: Please allow me to introduce myself
You: I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Stranger: Ok
You: And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
You: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
You:
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
You: I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
You: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
You: I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they mad
You: I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
You: Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
You: Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restrain
You: so what's up?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Hannah Liimatainen
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
Tô nesse chat agora.
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mikia
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
/\ hanhn fazendo strip
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Hannah Liimatainen
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
mikia
Shut up.
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mikia
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
Hannah Liimatainen
okey =(
mas o chatroulette é menos abrasileirado, a dica.
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Hannah Liimatainen
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
mikia
E eu num sei?
Mas precisa de webcam. E eu sou alérgica a webcam.
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Tmusic
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
Todo mundo pedindo sexo D:
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
Veterano |
# dez/11 · Editado por: Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Kobute! (:
Stranger: what/
You: Kobute means nice to meet you in my land!
You: I have my own island, by the way!
Stranger: ohh okay lol
Stranger: and thats kewl
You: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You: KEWL IS THE NAME OF MY MONKEY!!!
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Stranger: i didnt ahahha thats random
You: OH MY GOD, I THINK YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE! :O
Stranger: totally
Stranger: im that talented
You: ARE YOU A WIZARD?!
Stranger: ahahah yaw
Stranger: jkay nopw
Stranger: nope*
You: oh my god, you are the Sancelest, the wizard from the other island across the mine!
You: I'M FUCKIN AFRAID NOW!
You: SANCELEST, I WILL KILL YOUR MONKEY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WAIT FOR ME!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i zapped an invisible force feild around it cant get me now
Stranger: what now xD
You: SHIT!
You: I'LL GET YOU SANCELESTT!
Stranger: xD
Stranger: never!!!!!
You: I WILL CALL MY VERY GOOD FRIEND GOKU!
Stranger: lmao xD
You: YOU WILL SEE THE POWER OF GENKIDAMA!
You: EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Stranger: everyone except me
You: IT DOESN'T MATTER SANCELEST, YOU ARE NOT SO STRONG!
You: GO GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA #WINNING
Stranger: nooooopppeee
You: CAN YOU SEE THE FIRE IN YOUR TREES?
Stranger: good luck there budd
Stranger: i have a force feild xD
You: YOU WILL BURN IN HELL SANCELEST!
Stranger: suckkaaa
You: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Stranger: i have some ninjas after you Mwahahahhahahhhaha
Stranger: their there right now
You: FUCK!
You: DAMMIT!
You: THEY ARE TRYING TO HIT ME!
Stranger: wooo go ninjas
You: BUT MY MONKEYS ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THEM MWHAHAHAHA
Stranger: there are about 10 of em.!!!
You: I WILL CALL MY 2 BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD TO DESTROY YOUR NINJAS: MR. UNDERTAKER AND ANDERSON SILVA!
Stranger: only 5 of em are fighting ur monkeys
Stranger: ahahah
You: undertaker hit me
You: oh my god, I'M BLEEDING!
You: BLEEDING TO DIE!
You: PRAY FOR MY SOUL!
Stranger: OH NOOO!!!!
You: BYE!
You have disconnected.
é o melhor lugar do mundo para parecer louco heuehuehe
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Bob Mauley
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
nessas horas eu choro por meu ingles ser tao podre, o google tradutor nao da conta =(
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jm18
Veterano |
# dez/11
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: im from botsuana
Your conversational partner has disconnected
o que esse pessoal tem contra as pessoas de botsuana?
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jm18
Veterano |
# dez/11 · Editado por: jm18
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: slm
You: where are you from?
Stranger: afghanistan
Stranger: u
You: iraq
Stranger: ok
Stranger: goof
Stranger: male
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: my god is bettr than your
You: better*
Stranger: muslim
You: oh! im muslim too!
Stranger: shiya or suni
You: shya
Stranger: wowo iam too
You: nice bitches!
Stranger: how old r u
You: im 16
Stranger: iam 20
You: you are female?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: no
Stranger: f
You: doesnt matter im gay
Stranger: iam too gay
Stranger: i love beautifull boy
You: uuuuuuu! you gonna like me!!!
Stranger: do you have skype or yahoo?
You: ja ta bom de putaria né?
Stranger: ?
You: you arent brazilian?
Stranger: no afghanistan
Stranger: iam from afghanistan
You: you look like brazilian
Stranger: how?
Stranger: u beautifull
You: my name im skype is:boybandit_25cm
You: its 25 cm because its big
Stranger: what is big?
You: hihihihihi you know
Stranger: no
Stranger: come to skype talk about it
You: add me in skype and you will find what is big.....
Stranger: ok
You: bye kisses in your anus! uiuiu
ganhei o meninão! ui!
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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# dez/11
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Eric Clapton?
Stranger: yes
You: really?
Stranger: how u find me ?
You: OH MY GOD!
You: I'm Hendrix from the Heaven?
You: remember me?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: good moments togheter
Stranger: how r u ?
You: Oh yeah
You: I'm fine
You: So happy 'cause here i can have my LSD and i never die :D
Stranger: haahahahahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you still play guitar ?
You: of course
Stranger: oh my god
You: But now I play a Gibson Les Paul
You: since Mr. Les Paul died, he gaves me guitars every time i Want!
You: Leo Fender don't do that :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its good
You: hey
You: i saw some of your concerts here, sitting in a cloud!
You: You still good!
Stranger: do you need here
Stranger: you are find our friend ? cobain ?
You: yes
You: Kurt is a good guy
You: sometimes he comes at my cloud
You: and we pley guitar for hours
You: *PLAY
You: Oh, and if you can tell this for Courtney Love, he asked to her stop to scream with Dave, ok?
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: Courtney is a bad girl
You: yes
Stranger: in my opinion Hendriz
Stranger: Hendrix**
Stranger: YOU ARE THE BEST GUITARRIST
You: Thank you my old friend!
Stranger: in the heaven ?
Stranger: have web cam ?
Stranger: play to me pleeeease
You: no, Jesus don't like it :/
You: He said we can't show our faces anymore :(
Stranger: :(
Stranger: its bad
You: yes, it is!
Stranger: i wanna see you play again my friend
You: You can buy my old dvd's at guitar center ;)
You: for only $9.99
You: Oh, by the way, Stevie Ray Vaughan are here, send hugs for you clapton :)
You: *is
You: **sending
You: these drugs
Stranger: sending a hug for his too
You: ok, he said thank you!
You: I have to go, buddy! Send a hug for all my friends, BB, Buddy Guy, all of 'em!
You: Internet at heaven is not so good :(
Stranger: ok ok my friend
You: see ya!
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theblueplayer
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# jan/12
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17m brazil
You: hi
You: opa
Stranger: asl
You: brasileiro
You: adoro
You: pica grande
You: interessa?
Stranger: vc é mulher ?
You: se eu tenho uma pica, eu sou mulher?
You: porra, tu é burro pra kct
Stranger: vai tomar no cú seu bicha do kralho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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