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PGilbert
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# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cospe or engole?
Stranger: engole
You: uhmmm meninão..
Stranger: HARD LUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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tncv
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
legal, achei um português ele me passou um site +/- desse jeito aí
livemocha.com
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tncv
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: brazilian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Lúthien Tasardur
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# abr/09
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marcio_zav
Stranger: Hi.
You: hi
You: cntry?
Stranger: usa
You: nem uso. flw
ri alto HSAUAHUAHAUHAUAHUAHAUAH
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BurnTKD
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# abr/09
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You: hi
Stranger: hi. im 14/f. wanna see me naked?
You: let me fuck ya
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You: suck me now?
Stranger: yes. slurp slurp
You: oooh that's so good
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Lúthien Tasardur
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# abr/09
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You: hi
Stranger: what is the first rule of fight club?
You: o.o, fight?
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Mila Turunen
Veterano |
# abr/09
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eu, tentando praticar meu ingrêis...
Stranger: Oi
You: não!
You: brasileiro não!
haiuahoiuaa
Stranger: kkkkkkk
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Tivertimailaif
Veterano |
# abr/09
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You: iron maiden
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: that sucks
You: fuck
You: seu burro
You: não sabe falar portugues
You: americanos idiotas
You: seus porcos
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maizena e o um
Veterano |
# abr/09
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Stranger: sup
You: Hi
You: cntry?
Stranger: what're u up to
You: sex
Stranger: on 3 we say number
Stranger: I mean country
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
You: italy
Stranger: U.S.
You: m/f?
Stranger: you get sex online or offline too?
You: online
Stranger: cuz I want to talk about seduction wtih an itallian
Stranger: :(
You: nice
Stranger: that sux, do you go out lots?
You: yes
Stranger: (assuming internet sex = don't go out lots)
You: only on weekends
Stranger: ah haha same here my schedule only allows for quick meetings haha
You: no, i do bouth
Stranger: wow srsly?
You: yes
Stranger: you go do the internet dating thing?
You: no, not at all
Stranger: what else, how do you holler
You: only msn friends
Stranger: oh makes sense
Stranger: the rest of the world MSN's
You: yes. i know some gays with cams
Stranger: ah ITalian gay?
Stranger: wow, how is it there?
You: they like a girl who wants what they want
You: no, i'm a girl
Stranger: I was always curious about LGBT in italy
Stranger: oh ur not gay?
You: they're everywhere
Stranger: I know that
Stranger: but the cultures treat diff
You: i do with some girlfriends sometimes, but i prefer boys
Stranger: anyways you're a chick right... u have time for a "lemme ask you a chick question"
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_FrEd_
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# abr/09 · Editado por: _FrEd_
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You: aloha!
Stranger: hi !
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: mettings from Urzebaijon!
You: and you?
Stranger: what the hell is urzebaijon ?
You: It's near from Cordenfroinjon
Stranger: where the hell is that
You: It's very close from Brasilzeijon
Stranger: oky
You: and you?
Stranger: lol
You: where r you from?
Stranger: exspapnana
You: Ohhh, i know this country
You: It's near from Portugaljon!
Stranger: o rly ?
Stranger: i don't know that :O
You have disconnected.
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GuitarUser
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLOOOOO
Stranger: ROMEO?
You: JULIET?
You: :O
Stranger: YEAH!
You: OH DEAR
You: I VE BEEN SEARCHING YOU
Stranger: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
You: THE WHOLE WEBSITE
You: I'VE BEEN HERE
You: WAITING FOR YOU
You: <3
You: NOW WE ARE WHOLE AGAIN
Stranger: YES
Stranger: FINALLY!
Stranger: Now eat your pizza.
You: and watch soccer on tv
You: and you
You: clean the house
Stranger: Yes my dear.
You: and take care of romelito
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: But you're getting fat, u know?
Stranger: You pig.
You: you too!
You: after your pregnancy
You: u started growing
You: like a fuckin cow
Stranger: Don't make me cry.
Stranger: Or i'll tell your mommy!
You: DONT EVER PUT MOMMY ON THIS
You: YA HEAR ME
Stranger: And pickachu will thunderbolt yo
Stranger: you
Stranger: Yes i will!
You: NO
You: OR I CRY TOO
You: ):
You: BTW
You: HOWS UR FRIEND
You: MARIA DO BAIRRO
Stranger: I hate you
Stranger: It's over romeo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
conversas malucas é oq há! o/
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ViniMGS
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# abr/09 · Editado por: ViniMGS
· votar
Stranger: yo
You: oy
Stranger: wasup
You: pusaw
Stranger: lol...sorry don'tr have that
You: taht evah rt'nod yrros...lol
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Stranger: hello !
You: hello!
You: is there anybody in there?
Stranger: yea ;)
You: just not if you can hear me
You: is there any on home
Stranger: yeas i can
You: come on now
Stranger: and i'm home ?
Stranger: so ?
You: i hear you're feeling down
Stranger: really?
You: well, i can ease you pain
Stranger: becose i am
You: and get you on your feet again
You: relax
Stranger: yeas
You: i need some information first[
Stranger: okay
You: just the basic facts
Stranger: 'go on
You: can you show me were it hurts
You: there is no pain you're receding
You: a distant ship smoke on the horizon
Stranger: well i should be studing but i can't becouse i'm stupid
You: you're only comming through in waves
Stranger: i just undersatns
You: you're lisp move
You: but i can't here what you say
Stranger: okay, you're creeping me, idisconnect you
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powerguitar10
Veterano |
# abr/09
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You: where you from?
Stranger: denmark
You: im brazil, we have sex with monkeys..did you know?
You: monkeys are better than womans
You: kkklol
You: did you eat Banana?
Stranger: u do?
You: yes
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: NICE!
Stranger: *HIFIV*
You: i have one farm
You: and in farm have many monkeys
Stranger: !!1 KNIGHT RIDER BRAH! I ACCIDENTALY THE WHOLE HOFF
You: and i like monkeis
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Brucy Bertholi
Veterano |
# abr/09
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Aee galera, descobri como falar que é do Brasil e continuar conversando!
É só falar que é do Pantanal ou da Amazônia que fica tudo certo \o/
uahauhauihauihauishdiuashda
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ghostbastard
Veterano |
# abr/09
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: male or female?
Stranger: that is the question
You: no, the question is, i know you?
Stranger: maybe
You: whre are ou from?
Stranger: maybe i am youre neighboor who knows?
You: yes, or maybe im your brother
Stranger: BROTHER????
Stranger: I ve benn searching for you for so long!!
You: or sister
You: Carlos?!
You: its you
Stranger: Juan???
You: yes!!!!
Stranger: Oh my god!!!
You: ohhh man!!!!
Stranger: Where are you???
You: im here, in colombia!!! kidnapped by the farcs
Stranger: Aw
Stranger: Did you know father died?
You: ow shit?
You: really?!?
You: yeahhhhhhh!!!
You: moooooney!!!!
Stranger: He tried to rescue youu but they crapped on him
You: oh, shit, this is bad
Stranger: No I keep the money
Stranger: I've already used the half for weed
You: im sure you will give some to me
You: i need money man!!!
Stranger: Maybe to pay the farcs to keep you far away ....
You: i have to buy my cocaine!!!
You: ok, but just give the money for the cocaine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
meu próprio irmão me deixou abandonado, preso pelas FARC.
Acho que foi por causa do meu ingles ruim...
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powerguitar10
Veterano |
# abr/09
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You: Hi?
You: I have one secret...do you like hear?
Stranger: ROBOTZ WLL KILL YOU
Stranger: AND BEFORE THEY WANT KNOW
Stranger: THE SECRET
Stranger: TELL !!
Stranger: YEP
You: do like hear me or not?
Stranger: YES WE DO
You: i fell...
You: i hear...
You: oh my god...
You: I see dead people!
You: =*
You: do you see?
Stranger: ZOMBY ARMY OF ROBOTS
Stranger: OH SHI AND NOW YOU WILL DJOIN DEAD PEOPLE ARMY
Stranger: 111!!!11111)01011 !!!11010101
You: oh my god
You: its horrible
Stranger: JOIN US OR DIE
Stranger: NOW
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powerguitar10
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
É só falar que no brasil todos fazemos sexo com macacos
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ghostbastard
Veterano |
# abr/09
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Stranger: hi
You: 1110100100100110
Stranger: are you from
You: 110010010010001100010010
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: a virus
You: 11001000100010
You: 11010
Stranger: don't indect my pc please
Stranger: *infect
You: 1001000101110101110
Stranger: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: the Black Screen of Death??? NOOOOOO
You: your pc has been formated
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Blue
Stranger: noooo
You: black?!?
You: brasileiro?
Stranger: sim
You: merda
Stranger: tu e estranho cara
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ghostbastard
Veterano |
# abr/09
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tentei incorporar o Don Corleone nessa conversa:
Stranger: hey
You: Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?
Stranger: i'm sorry! i didnt mean to!
Stranger: love you
You: I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a good living, the police protected you and there were courts of law and you didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me and you say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: THAT MADE MY DAT
Stranger: YY
You: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Stranger: i fucking love the godfather
Stranger: :'DDDDD
Stranger: i'm sorry don corleone..
You: It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless but not men. How's your boy?
Stranger: he's alright..
You: You know, he looks more like you everyday.
Stranger: :'DDDDD
Stranger: well thank you
You: Why come to me? What have I done to deserve such generousity?
Stranger: i dont know.. i was in a good mood
You: What is... what is this nonsense?
desconectei
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Kaíque
Veterano |
# abr/09
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You: metallica !
You: whooooooooooooah
Stranger: HELLO! WELCOME!
You: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: METALLICA RULES!!!
You: YEAH \m/
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Brazil
You: u ?
Stranger: eu também ._.
You: HEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Stranger: é do fcc?
You: UHUEHUEH
You: SOU
You: EHUEHHEHEHUEH
Stranger: HUASHASHAHAHUAHUAU
You: do OT ?
You: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You: omfG
You: oO
You: Qm é vc óahhahah ? o_O
Stranger: que merda huashuashuaua
Stranger: não vou dizer, tchau
EHUEHUEUEHU, APARECA INFELIZ !
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G Collector
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Kaíque
huashuashuashuashuahuahau
era eu o/
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maizena e o um
Veterano |
# abr/09
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hi mamma!!!
You: sorry
You: wrong message
You: cntry?
Stranger: sweden¨
Stranger: and i can be your mother ;)
You: nice, girl or man?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: you?
You: little boy
You: age?
Stranger: 18
You: so you can't be my mom
You: i'm 23
Stranger: but we can pretend if your in to that stuff..
You: yes
You: it can be nice
You: a little pure love here
Stranger: you have been a naughty boy
You: why mom?
You: will you punish me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you have to lick my toes
You: yes mom, im sorry...
Stranger: dont call me mom you pussyeating little freak
You: how do i call you?
Stranger: You can call me "härskarinnan"
You: yes, härskarinnan
You: what should i do now?
Stranger: pee on me!
You: yes, my queen, in your face?
Stranger: be that discusting oy you are!!!!!
Stranger: yes
You: so drink my queen
You: drink from your little freak slave
You: can you pee on me too?
You: please
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i piss in your ugly face
You: please, sit on my face and pee
You: thank you, härskarinnan
Stranger: yeah
You: hum... it tastes very nice
You: i want that everyday
Stranger: i poop in you´r mouth and you have to swallow
Stranger: but now.. school
You: oh yes my queen
You: i'll go to scholl, and than i 'll eat everything you have to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: son..
You: i'm your freak son mon, you made me like this
You: and i like that
You: and you mon, can i see your face?
Stranger: dont call me mom!!! and say -Pease härskarinnan
You: sorry, härskarinnan.
You: can i see you härskarinnan, please.
Stranger: yes
You: how?
Stranger: wait
You: take my email please, härskarinnan.
Stranger: i have non
Stranger: my is broken
You: oh, please
Stranger: but wait
You: i'm nice :)
Stranger: if you show me your ugly face i show mines
You: i'll show you
You: take my msn or email
Stranger: http://static.apberget.se/images/p/g/aae/aaef62869cf0960dd49d214f846ae bbf_640_480.jpg
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ghostbastard
Veterano |
# abr/09 · Editado por: ghostbastard
· votar
[modo psicopata on]
Stranger: Hi
You: do you like virtual sex?
You: do you like virtual sex about animals and a lot of pain?
You: i have a big dick, i´m burning it now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edit:
minha proxima conversa:
Stranger: I just gave you AIDS.
You: do you have pussy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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LFL
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
depois de muito papo sobre métodos de execução..
You: wait, i have a victim
You: now
Stranger: Give him hell!
You: tell me a method
Stranger: Ok, you can try this one:
You: it´s a woman
You: 23 years old
You: nice!
Stranger: Ok. I'll finish the explanation as if it was a bloke, because that's how I started writing:
Stranger: First, find a trampoline. Then get the bloke to bounce on it a bit. Then rig up a fire underneath it, to make sure he keeps jumping. (You need a flameproof trampoline, obviously). Then, when he's jumping really high, you pull a rope and lower a false concrete ceiling.
Stranger: He jumps up, bang, smashes his head, he's done.
Stranger: But if it's a 23 year old woman you have other options.
Stranger: We tend to use more of the old psychological torture on the women.
Stranger: We don't bother with their lady parts, that wouldn't be right. Even executioners have morals.
Stranger: Tell the woman she's fat.
Stranger: Tell her she's ugly.
Stranger: Tell her that you can see her pants through her trousers.
Stranger: She will start crying. Then, over a few hours, you can make her cry so much that eventually she will drown in her own tears. It's sad, but sometimes you have to.
:)
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ghostbastard
Veterano |
# abr/09
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Stranger: Zombies. y/n?
You: do you like virtual sex?
Stranger: With zombies.
You: a like sex with zombies
Stranger: lol.
You: but dont eat my brain
You: i hate that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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ViniMGS
Veterano |
# abr/09 · Editado por: ViniMGS
· votar
You: hi
Stranger: We're no strangers to love
You: yes we are
Stranger: You know the rules and so do i
You: i don't know
Stranger: In full commitments what i'm thinking of
You: anyways
You: i don't like this lyrics
Stranger: You'll never get this from any other guy!
You: artist name?
Stranger: Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Stranger: Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
You: damn rapper
Stranger: Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You: deep purple>all
Stranger: Hello
You: hello
You: is there anybody in there?
Stranger: Somewhat
You: just not if you can hear me
You: is there anyone home
You: relax
You: o god
Stranger: I'm relaxed
You: i lost the lyrics
You: don't you like pink floyd?
Stranger: not in the slightest
You: you have no life
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powerguitar10
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
uhauahuahuhauhauhau
You: Pikachu...thunderbolt
You: NOW
Stranger: Bulbasaur - Leaves
You: \o/
You: Squirtle...hidropump!
You: (ash give a potion)
Stranger: Misty: Im so wet ash
You: kkkk lol
You: misty is hot
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: i bet she fucked most of the pokemons
You: Yeah man...staryu fuck her
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maizena e o um
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, do you want a baby?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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powerguitar10
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
maizena e o um
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, do you want a baby?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
haha
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Kaíque
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
porra,depois de 4 min todo mundo disconecta ¬¬
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