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PGilbert
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# jan/12
· votar
Porra, chorei de rir
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 17
Stranger: m
Stranger: turkey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: Im
Stranger: hi
You: 17
You: female
You: Leban
Stranger: ok giod
Stranger: good
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: So?
Stranger: tolga
Stranger: urs
You: My name is Piroca
Stranger: Can i see ur pic
Stranger: piroca
You: Just after you say that you love me
Stranger: i love uu
You: I love you WHO?
Stranger: i love u piroca
Stranger: pic?
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SEU IMBECIL
You have disconnected.
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Benva
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Eric Clapton?
Stranger: yes
You: really?
Stranger: how u find me ?
You: OH MY GOD!
You: I'm Hendrix from the Heaven?
You: remember me?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: good moments togheter
Stranger: how r u ?
You: Oh yeah
You: I'm fine
You: So happy 'cause here i can have my LSD and i never die :D
Stranger: haahahahahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you still play guitar ?
You: of course
Stranger: oh my god
You: But now I play a Gibson Les Paul
You: since Mr. Les Paul died, he gaves me guitars every time i Want!
You: Leo Fender don't do that :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its good
You: hey
You: i saw some of your concerts here, sitting in a cloud!
You: You still good!
Stranger: do you need here
Stranger: you are find our friend ? cobain ?
You: yes
You: Kurt is a good guy
You: sometimes he comes at my cloud
You: and we pley guitar for hours
You: *PLAY
You: Oh, and if you can tell this for Courtney Love, he asked to her stop to scream with Dave, ok?
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: Courtney is a bad girl
You: yes
Stranger: in my opinion Hendriz
Stranger: Hendrix**
Stranger: YOU ARE THE BEST GUITARRIST
You: Thank you my old friend!
Stranger: in the heaven ?
Stranger: have web cam ?
Stranger: play to me pleeeease
You: no, Jesus don't like it :/
You: He said we can't show our faces anymore :(
Stranger: :(
Stranger: its bad
You: yes, it is!
Stranger: i wanna see you play again my friend
You: You can buy my old dvd's at guitar center ;)
You: for only $9.99
You: Oh, by the way, Stevie Ray Vaughan are here, send hugs for you clapton :)
You: *is
You: **sending
You: these drugs
Stranger: sending a hug for his too
You: ok, he said thank you!
You: I have to go, buddy! Send a hug for all my friends, BB, Buddy Guy, all of 'em!
You: Internet at heaven is not so good :(
Stranger: ok ok my friend
You: see ya!
Uhauhauhauahuhauahuahuahuahhauahua sensacional, essa!
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theblueplayer
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
PGilbert
muito boa!
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Bob Mauley
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
Stranger: i love u piroca
huahuaahuhau
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theblueplayer
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What are you looking for as a career?
Stranger 1: Actor. :)
Stranger 2: prostitute
Stranger 1: Same thing.
Stranger 2: paid for sex.
Stranger 2: genius!
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Tamehiro
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
fiz a parada da piroca, to igual um besta aqui rindo sozinho
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theblueplayer
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Piroca
You: and yours?
Stranger: sam
You: Hi, Sam
You: I am from Tangamandapio
You: what do you do in your life?
You: btw, i am female
Stranger: okay
Stranger: nice to meet you piroca
You: my name is pretty, isn't it?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it sounds good
You: do you know what it means?
Stranger: which country you aree from?
You: I am from Tangamandapio
Stranger: okay
You: there is a city in mexico whose name is tangamandapio
You: but recently a spanish part of the country was turned into a country
You: which by the way is tangamandapio
Stranger: oh okay
You: so
You: you usa?
Stranger: australia
You: oooh
You: is there a lot of koalas in australia?
Stranger: yeah
You: do you have a koala at home?
Stranger: no
You: you're not fun
Stranger: your age?
You: i am twelve
You: and you?
Stranger: oh am 16
You: your so older
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dont you like older?
You: i love older guys
You: do you love me?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what you look like?
You: i can show you my pics
You: but only if you say you love me
Stranger: i love you piroca
You: say that you luv me a lot
You: :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: love you a lot my sweet heart
You: love you a lot my sweet heart WHO?
Stranger: you only
You: say that you love Piroca a lot
Stranger: i love piroca a lot
You: thx
copiei a piroca de cima, deu certo (Y)
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theblueplayer
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi m/f?
You: who came first: the egg or the chicken?
Stranger: Me!
You: you fucking win
Stranger: What's my prize?
You: a disconnect
You have disconnected.
hahhahahahahha
trolei muito
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PGilbert
Veterano |
# jan/12
· votar
theblueplayer
A trolada da piroca é boa! hauehae
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testinogrosso
Veterano |
# jan/14
· votar
Up, com a força de mil sóis.
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testinogrosso
Veterano |
# jan/14
· votar
Postem seus relatos e quantos pintos você viu nas cams.
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ViniciusBorges
Veterano |
# jan/14
· votar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: hii
You: hello
Stranger: m or f
You: H
You: And you?
Stranger: what is h
You: Hermaphrodite
Stranger: are u girl
You: Well, I do have a vagina
Stranger: haha great
Stranger: ur virgin?
Stranger: btw how old are u
You: I'm 78
You: Yeah, I'm virgin
Stranger: kik?
You: Nope
Stranger: are u sexy?
You: That definition varies from people to people
You: But I think I am
You: For my age, at least
Stranger: u dnt like sex?
You: Who doesn't like sex?
Stranger: how can I see ur pic?
You: Is there anyone who is fucking and thinking 'God, this fucking sucks'
You: Of course not, you stupid idiot
Stranger: y
Stranger: I wanna see ur pic
Stranger: maybe we could be friends
You: We can only be friends if you see my picture?
Stranger: no but we should see each other
You: Why does that matter in any possible way?
You: You're not going to jerk off to my pic, are you?
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: I rly love big age girls
You: Why is that?
Stranger: I dnt know
Stranger: they are more open minded
You: Do you think your grandma is sexy
You: ?
Stranger: and they like to get licked from pussy
Stranger: no
Stranger: and they have huge pussys
You: But your dick is tiny, how are you going to satisfy us?
Stranger: no hun ur wrong
Stranger: my dick is big and a little black
You: Are you black?
Stranger: no
You: How the fuck is your dick a little black then?
You: You probably have penis cancer
You: You should see a doctor
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what are u talking
Stranger: ur wrong
You: How do you know?
Stranger: because I'm perfect
You: Have you been to an urologist lately?
Stranger: no
You: So you do have penis cancer, sorry
Stranger: no
Stranger: I have sex about 5 times a week
You: You're going to have to amputate it
Stranger: hun
Stranger: we are wasting time
Stranger: talk me about u
Stranger: describe me ur body
You: Fucking old
You: I think that's a pretty accurate description
Stranger: no dnt wry
Stranger: continue
You: By the way, you do know what hermaphrodite means right?
Stranger: no I dnt
Stranger: can u explain it?
You: Google it on google images
Stranger: can u wait until I see
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: there are so many horny pics
You: Exactly
You: So you do realize I have a penis too, right?
Stranger: u have penis too
You: yeah, a penis and a vagina
You: 2 in 1
Stranger: so guys like it?
You: Most of them, yeah
You: Some guys got pissed when I showed them the first time
You: But I can't do much about it, can I?
Stranger: but I want to see u
You: Sorry, my religion doesn't allow my to take pictures
You: It steals your soul, you know?
Stranger: no
You: It does
You: If you have ever taken a picture, you are going to go to hell
Stranger: who said that
You: My priest
Stranger: do u masterbate?
You: It's cool because when I masturbate, I'm actually having sex, because I can put my penis inside my vagina
Stranger: aha great
Stranger: have u tried from ass?
You: No
You: Have you?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: I wish I can lick ur pussy
You: You can suck my dick if you want
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testinogrosso
Veterano |
# jan/14
· votar
é daora com cam.
dá pra colocar tags também.
Uma boa idéia pra tag:
forumot
só o pessoal do OT.
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Fottógraffo Ceggo
Veterano |
# jan/14
· votar
Agora o Omegle tá com essa parada de colocar pra conversar duas pessoa que falam a mesma língua, até que é legal isso.
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guizimm
Veterano |
# jan/14
· votar
meio chato isso de mesma lingua, limita muito a variedade de pessoas
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