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DarkMakerX
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# abr/09
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cara da Irlanda:
You: is snowing where you are?
Stranger: no but the weatherman promised some for the next week
You: cool
You: one day i will see snow
Stranger: youve never seen snow?
You: no =\
Stranger: wow.. well its nothing special.. wet and cold
You: lol
Stranger: oh and santa aint real
You: no???
You: oh god
Stranger: yea that was my reaction as well
You: them who bring me the toys i asked for?
Stranger: some japanese tourists come here to "see" santa and i think they honestly believe all that stuff... :S
You: lol
You: its funny
Stranger: yea the same fat guy that rides his magic sled with a bunch of drunken reindeers
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tncv
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I VERY WELL MISTER YOU
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Minow
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DarkMakerX
Papai Noel é finlandês, pô.
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Rod Turtle
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You: I'm gay, do you have any issues with that?
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DarkMakerX
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o cara falou que é da nigéria mas usou kg e cm
ta certo?
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DarkMakerX
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You: where are you from?
Stranger: the internet
onwed
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Crazy Batera
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: lsd
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Tenho fé que conseguirei conversar com alguem ainda!!
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TWT ICE
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Are you familiar with AP?
You: APAE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Pseudonimum
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Stranger: go internet go
You: go go power rangers
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TWT ICE
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Stranger: okey
Stranger: Pwned@hotmail.com
Stranger: let's go ;)
stryp na cam pelo msn
olha aí
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Minow
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Stranger: i'm from brazil
You: porra, tá me zuando
Stranger: sério
Stranger: IAHOSHOIAHOISHOAHOSHOAI
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Pseudonimum
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Stranger: I iz from sveden wheres are you
You: i no understan ya englich
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TWT ICE
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Stranger: I'm looking for yinzers
Stranger: they're a special breed of human life form
You: i prefer orcs
You: and dragons
Stranger: they exist only in and around the city of pittsburgh
Stranger: where can i find orcs?
You: in florest of true norewegan black metal
Stranger: I used to be into dragons. I've moved onto bears.
Stranger: ah.
Stranger: are you scandanavian?
Stranger: whoa spelling
You: no, i'm from niger
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: but you're not there right now
You: no, i'm in brazil
Stranger: are you?
Stranger: ah.
Stranger: I'm american.
Stranger: We think Africa is a country.
You: hm
You: lol
You: newbie
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TWT ICE
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You: hi im not know speaky inglich very wel
Stranger: are you mexican
You: yess
Stranger: thats so funny
Stranger: i'm mexican
You: u american?
You: hm
You: mexican?
You: pffff
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TWT ICE
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卐
=o
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Pseudonimum
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Stranger: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
You: I still remember that fatidic day.
Stranger: I've been waiting for you, Stranger. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.
You: You are no master, young padawn.
Stranger: I have you now!
You: The Dark Side of the Force is stronger.
Stranger: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
You: Since I met the Emperor, things have changed.
You: I am now a Dark Sith.
Stranger: The Emprorer is very powerful. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
You: Don't you make me laugh.
Stranger: The Force is strong with this one.
Stranger: Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?
You: I have thrown they away.
Stranger: Your powers are weak, old man.
You: And now, the dark side shall win and destroy the order in the whole galaxy.
You: Face it, young man.
Stranger: Thank you Stranger. Yes you are correct! This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
You: You have a choice. You're too powerfull. Come with us.
You: Come to the Dark Side, for it is stronger.
Stranger: Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
You: I'll tell you what happened.
Stranger: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
You: Suck my dick.
Stranger: Several fighters have broken off from the main group. Come with me!
You: Come to the Dark Side, young boy.
You: For Jedis shall soon be annihilated.
You: And so shall you.
Stranger: Darth Vader is no young boy, feel the true power of the force!
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TWT ICE
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You: oi br?//
Stranger: br? what? :D
You: where u from?
Stranger: iceland, u?
You: br
You: in iceland have ice?
You: nice to meet you, i'm ice
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Pseudonimum
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: are you from?
You: yes
Stranger: are you from....
You: deutschland
You: and you?
Stranger: portugal
Stranger: female, male?
You: female
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Years old...
You: 19, and u?
Stranger: 18
You: u hav any girlfriend?
Stranger: not
Stranger: and you, have boyfriend?
You: nope
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: Send to me one picture
You: okie
You: http://blufiles.storage.live.com/y1pX8uT6GVupv-AxIC7RyOfFT_FC-x_s2mOqE DlBIxhpjU7eI2tDwB_X3XdBpGJl4a6ytirO0h0bvc
Stranger: oh
Stranger: very beauty
Stranger: tu é brasileiro, né safado?
You: craro
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james_the_bronson
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Stranger: please stop following me
You: I can't :\ ...
Stranger: enough already, i want to chat with someone new
Stranger: but each time it's you: Stranger
Stranger: It'd be nice to meet a Friend
You: You should be a comedian...
You: In "Zorra Total" :D ...
Stranger: That might conflict with my job as a funeral director.
Stranger: Laughter is frowned upon
You: Can you direct mine? It will be tomorrow :\ ...
Stranger: Oh, congratulations! Where are you holding it?
Stranger: How many guests are you having?
You: I don't know...
You: I think there are a few :\ ...
You: Be sure they cry for me :] ...
Stranger: Well, I'd hope so.
Stranger: Best of luck to you and please wear a nice suit.
Stranger: Don't get cheap
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TG Aoshi
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haiuhaiuheaoiuehaoeiuh!
As melhores conversas tem uma ou duas linhas! <o> !
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james_the_bronson
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TG Aoshi
haiuhaiuheaoiuehaoeiuh!
As melhores conversas tem uma ou duas linhas! <o> !
Então toma essa:
You: eae
Stranger: Vascãoooo
You: tncv, é você???
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pokemonem
You: hello :)
You: POKemon :B
You: ROX
Stranger: yes it does!
Stranger: HI5
You: Hi 6
You: I've six finger at my hand
You: :P
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kapetanovic
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http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=603745&tid=531975269478 0570211&start=1
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ho
You: Hello :)
Stranger: are you woman or man?
You: m
Stranger: gay?
You: Vai pro meio do núcleo do inferno bibah
You have disconnected.
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X -hide -X
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Stranger: Hey!
You: gabba gabba!!
Stranger: Haha, do u like ramones?
You: yes :)
You: do you like too??
Stranger: i'm lucky to find someone with good taste
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Brazil
You: will you disconect because I'm from Brazil??
Stranger: No
Stranger: Because I'm brazilian too!
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: huahauhauuaua
Stranger: Are u getting trouble talking to brazilian people?
Stranger: Why am I still talking in english?
You: pois eh, fala ae
Stranger: De onde c é?
You: Fortaleza
Stranger: Ui, eu amo tua cidade louca e freneticamente
Stranger: sou de sao luis
You: Eh mulher?
You: aqui e bonito
Stranger: Sou mulher sim
Stranger: e vc, homem, mulher, travesti?
Stranger: gay, hetero, bi?
You: huaehheu, homem :)
Stranger: ahhhhhn tá haha NICE!
Stranger: qtos anos?
You: 17, 18 daqui uns meses
You: e vc?
Stranger: 22
You: deve ser bonita :)
You: e inteligente, e bom gosto (RAmones)
Stranger: bom, modéstia parte, tenho bom gosto mesmo, mas o resto dizer que sim seria exibicionismo demais!
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B4cK5p4c3
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how you doin?
You: what is the brother?
You: what is the brother
You: uma fraternidade
You: vamos procurar
You: viver em igualdade
Stranger: wha?
You: it's a song
You: successful song of brazil
You: most famous in this year
Stranger: never heard
You: man
You: it's great
You: I will pass to you the link
You: sorry my english
Stranger: nevermind =P
Stranger: posso falar em portuguÊs se tu quiser
You: UHAHUAUHAHUAHUHUA
You: pwned
You: :(
Stranger: malz ae
Stranger: mas só tem brasileiro aqui hoje -_-
:(
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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kapetanovic
Em 10 minutos logados, falei com 5 vascaínos "/
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kapetanovic
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
Dominamos o mundo.
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spainEL
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o cara falou que é da nigéria mas usou kg e cm
ta certo?
E você tava perguntando a medida do que pro negão?
Hahaaaa!
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B.Frusciante
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: w/t/f?
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