| Autor |
Mensagem |
TWT ICE
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
mas só pq toca bateria e é inglês, é famoso?
lá todo baterista ja começa no sucesso?
|
Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I'm Dave Murray from Iron Maiden
You: Do U love me?
Stranger: Hi I'm Bruce Dickinson
You: Hi Bruce!
You: We're the best band in the world!
Stranger: We are, fuck that Ozzy Osbourne guy
You: Yeah \m/
You: And metallica too!
You: We are the Godsof metal \m/
Stranger: Napster is awesome, fuck those gays
Stranger: We should tour again
You: \m/
You: We were @ Brazil last month
Stranger: oh I don't remember that. too much beer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HUDhusdahu
|
Sniper
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Eu ja fui o Dave Murray nesse chat.
Ja fui o roadie do Malmsteen uahha
|
Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tobias?
You: Oi, eu sou o Alexandre Frota!
Stranger: Ola
You: Sammet?
Stranger: si
You: Tobais Sammet?
Stranger: YES!
You: Edguy?
You: \m/
Stranger: Alecxx@!!!
Stranger: i fucking love you
Stranger: marry me
You: asudhuasdh
|
maizena e o um
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: I think there is a knight hiding in my closet.
You: no, it's just a transexual
You: fuck with him
Stranger: How can you tell? It wears armor.
You: its his penis
Stranger: I'm pretty sure it's metal.
You: yeah, he likes you
You: for real
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: Maybe I can talk him into jamming his sword up my asshole?
You: that sounds fantastic
Stranger: Get some metallic jizz all over my face?
You: oh, you should swallow
|
brunohardrocker
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
uepa!
|
silverchairfan
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: Tell me your biggest secret.
You: eloo
You: biggest secret....
You: i have a BIG DICK
You: :D
Stranger: wow
You: and u?
Stranger: ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
cocomaluko
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: big black guy with monster dick
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
maizena e o um
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: What's you favorite club?
You: swingers 69
Stranger: You're not Brazilian!
You: so?
Stranger: Well, have you talked to any brazilians?
You: yes, some
You: some are nice, some are not
Stranger: Ask them if they have a favorite club, they all have one!
Stranger: I wish I had something like that
You: my english is bad like their, so i can communicate nice with them
You: i'm finnish, and you?
Stranger: American
Stranger: Mexico
Stranger: is tarja a greeting>?
You: yes, it's
You: how do you say in mexico?
Stranger: What do you mean, like "I'm in Mexico" or just "in Mexico?"
You: just "in mexico"
Stranger: En Mexico
Stranger: What's finland like?
Stranger: Do you like it there? Do you want to travel?
You: cold, white, but dark sometimes3
You: yes, i like
You: i'm a lonely girl and i like that
You: people are dangerous
You: and false
Stranger: Yeah
You: here we can protect ourselves
Stranger: Nobody can really protect themselvs
You: we have always a excuse to not go out
You: it's always snowing
Stranger: I love the snow
Stranger: Bootprints on a snow field look beautiful
You: yes, it's
Stranger: Not much snow in mexico
You: sad, it looks like a hot place? is like that?
Stranger: It is warm. It can be dangerous, too. Have you heard of the cartel violence?
Stranger: Drug dealers kill many people on the border. The USA causes much of it by consuming drugs
You: yes, i have watched some movies, like traffic, but i know it does have a little fantasy
You: american people needs drugs to support their crap way of life
Stranger: I don't blame the drug use, but people need to take responsibility
Stranger: We live on the same world, they can't escape it forever
You: i think they can, they have the money, that's the law of our system
Stranger: America is very big, much more than finland
Stranger: they fight wars everyday
Stranger: on their own land
Stranger: But I love Mexico
You: that's good
You: here in finland there is a show from mexico on tv
Stranger: I said it was dangerous, but it is beautiful too
Stranger: What show>
You: chavo, i think
You: it's very old
You: my brother likes
Stranger: I have not seen it, but I do not watch much television. There is so much more on the internet!
You: yes, me too
Stranger: I prefer to read the news on the internet and also to read
You: i like music, i just watch shows
You: yes, news on internet are free and fresh
Stranger: I love music, the Americas have soo much variety
Stranger: Music on every coast can be so different, so much to choose from
You: yes, i listen to some music from america
Stranger: I like jimi hendrix from america
Stranger: but so much now is stupid
You: hendrix is nice
You: stevie ray vaughan
You: american metal bands are nice too
You: i like some latin music
Stranger: haha, my friend plays the guitar video game that has stevie ray vaughan on it- it sounds wierd
You: carlos gardel, piazzolla, deodato
You: i know, it's guitar hero, my brothber plays everyday
Stranger: My brothers listen to a lot of latin rap
You: i'm not so good
You: i don't like rap
Stranger: Rap is like any music, it can be good
You: yes, it can be
Stranger: What is your job going to be?
You: medicine, yours?
Stranger: I want to be banker, to try and make sure holes do not appear in our systems again
Stranger: medicine sounds so difficult
Stranger: so much to learn about the human body
You: yes, it's
You: but i love it
Stranger: Will you make medicine? Or be a doctor?
You: i think that economy is more difficult
You: be a doctor
Stranger: Surgical doctor? My uncle is one, he makes a lot of money
You: yes, but it's not only about money
You: here in finland everybody lives well
You: we don't need much money
Stranger: Are there a lot of different people in Finland? Who do you need to protect yourselves from?
Stranger: I love seeing different people in Mexico
Stranger: It makes me think of many people working together
You: yes, there is
You: a lot
You: but everybody respects everybody
Stranger: I understand that Northern Europe has very low crime rates
You: yes, our major problem is suicide rates
Stranger: oh no
You: yes
Stranger: That is a sin, it is sad
You: we're cold land, cold people, that are months with only night, no sun, a lot of people go crazy
Stranger: No sun, I would go crazy
You: yes, because of earth tilt
Stranger: Yes, like north canada and russia in places, correct?
You: yes
You: in island is worse
You: antarctica also have this
Stranger: Its strange that people like us can talk while we live in different climates and differences in days
Stranger: I looked up american metal while we talked, i found some interesting music
Stranger: white zombie
Stranger: shows up a lot
Stranger: metallica
Stranger: which I've heard of
You: metallica is very famous, i love it
Stranger: let me look them up
Stranger: it is nice
Stranger: Oh, I have to go
Stranger: Good luck with medicine!
You: ok, it was very nice to meet you
|
Sniper
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: rolnaldo
You: hi
You: jorge henry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
maizena e o um
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: Hey
You: tarja?
Stranger: What?
You: it's kiko
You: i'm so right
Stranger: Have you heard of http://www.gamelair.com/
You: you cant imagine
Stranger: ?
You: yes i have
Stranger: Cool
You: my brother loves that
Stranger: Who is your brother?
You: rafael
You: we're italian, and you?
Stranger: Do you know hisuser name on gamelair?
You: i'll ask him
Stranger: Tennessee, USA
Stranger: ok
You: just a moment
Stranger: got it
You: petruccinho
Stranger: that's his user name on gamelair?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
You: thats what he said to me
You: o you know him?
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: no I don't
Stranger: never seen him on the site before
You: whats your name there?
Stranger: blacknumbers
You: nice
You: and what is this site about?
Stranger: it's a message board site about video games
You: cool
You: i just like oud video games
You: like nes
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: well, unfortanetly his name isn't on the member list
You: i'll ask him again
Stranger: ok
You: petrechevo
You: sorry
You: petrecheha
Stranger: It's ok
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I see his user name
Stranger: man that is awesome
You: yes, it's
Stranger: He hasn't posted before, lol.
Stranger: Hope he does one day.
You: lol
|
Endurance
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: supsup
You: aw shit man
Stranger: what's wrong?
You: my fucking girlfriend
Stranger: what'd she do?
You: that bicht destroyed my life =/
Stranger: :O
Stranger: how?
You: she kinda "seel" me for a other girl
You: another*
You: and this other girl is ugly like hell
Stranger: well, first off, am i talking to a dude or a chick? lol
You: dude, man lol
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so your gf dumped you for another girl? she's a closet lesbo?
You: i dont know, realy =O
You: she is bissexual, i think
You: it's weird Oo
UHAHUAhuhuaHUAuhaHUAuhaUHahu...foi engraçado xD
|
Sniper
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
AHUHAUhua olha esse punho dos brothers
Stranger: ...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
FIST YOUR ANUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...........
|
Sniper
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heys!
You: hey
You: teacher
Stranger: ??
Stranger: huh
You: pink floyd, man
Stranger: ah
You: herege
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
Laura Pausini a cantora
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: what about u?
You: I´m from Brazil!!!
You: you´re boy?
Stranger: was
You: hasushauhasuashuas
You: was? hahahahaha
You: why not more?
Stranger: i wanted some tits to play with
Stranger: they said i couldn't just have the top half done
You: oh good! I hope that you enjoy your life like a girl!!
|
james_the_bronson
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Sniper
You: hey
You: teacher
haushaushauhausahuh
Ontem, além de tentar trocar uma conta de WoW por senha de site pornô, eu tentei fazer isso aí que você fez, mas com a letra dos Ramones. O legal é que em ambos os casos faz todo o sentido mandar a resposta e sair do chat:
Stranger: Hey!!!
You: Ho!!!
Stranger: Let's go!!!
You: Ok...
You have disconnected.
Stranger:Hey!!!
You: Teacher...
Stranger: Leave the kids alone...
You: Ok...
You have disconnected.
\o/ !!!
|
fill.zanchez
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you crazy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im crazy for you
You: =D
You: Me too for you..!
Stranger: where you from?
You: but... Are you man or girl?!!
You: I'm from Brazil!
Stranger: man
Stranger: tambem
You: ohhhhhhhhh my!!!
You: huahauahuahuahua
Stranger: soh da brasileiro nisso
Stranger: duhaioshduasd
You: pqp!!!
Stranger: é homem ou mulher?
You: sou macho meu irmão!
Stranger: UDHOISAHUDSAD
Stranger: de onde?
Stranger: que estado
You: RJ
Stranger: mengo?
You: mengo é nox!!!!!!
Stranger: ah la
Stranger: ta tirando
You: serio p.. uma vez flamengo até morrer
Stranger: ;pp
You: tu foi o primeiro q respondeu minha pergunta.. esses gringos sao muito frutinha
Stranger:
dashigdhusadsa
Stranger: eu falei antes que tinha um pinto grande
You: uhauahuahuahuah
Stranger: e o gringo viado falo que queria que eu botasse na garganta dele
You: hauahuahuha... la fora a indice de baitolas é mto grande! xD
Stranger: ausihodsuadsa
You: vc n participa do FCC n né...
You: ?
Stranger: nao
You: ae já seria d+
Stranger: aueioheuaea
You: e oq tu faz acordade essa hoje cara?
Stranger: to nervoso com o grenal de domingo
Stranger: e daqui a poco vo pra POA
Stranger: dae durmo no onibus ;p
You: vc é do sul né?
Stranger: sim
You: é gremista?
Stranger: sim
You: powwwwwww e me perguntou se eu era mengo??? eu até comemorei achando q tu era tmb!!! uhauahua
Stranger: uaheuiaheouahueea
Stranger: é que quase todos do RJ que eu conheço sao do mengo
You: verdade... rs
You: blz vou tentar pegar um gringo p zuar agora... boa sorte p vc!
You: abração velho
Stranger: aham
Stranger: abraço
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
TG Aoshi
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
james_the_bronson
IUAheoAIeuhAOieuhAOeiuhAoe! <O>
|
fill.zanchez
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ji
Stranger: where are u from?
You: jiji?
You: jiji land
Stranger: lol
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: far far away?
Stranger: :D
You: near far far away...
Stranger: xD
Stranger: good day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
Broderick
Veterano
 |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: hello
You: Did u watch the last movie of Bill Clother??
Stranger: no
Stranger: who is that Clother?
You: the guy who fucked your mother!!!!
|
BurnTKD
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
dressed to kill
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: brazil
Stranger: DONT SHOOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
Grow
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: do you know mario?
Stranger: yes
You: :O
Stranger: I'm a master carter
Stranger: I'm like the Hendrix of the Mario Kart world
You: oh, i see... but i'm talking of another mario
Stranger: Oh. You mean the Mario that I went to high school with
You: no no
Stranger: I remember he was in some lame ad too
You: i mean that one that fuck you behind the closet! heehe... oh, that's a fail joke because i try in english
You: in portuguese make's a lot of sense... but
You: but...
You: well
You: bye
|
Machine Gun Man
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Grow
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Foi o melhor até agora, cara!!
|
Machine Gun Man
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Legal, outro site pra lista de vícios. =(
|
Brucy Bertholi
Veterano |
# abr/09 · Editado por: Brucy Bertholi
· votar
Aeee Sulface
Legal conversar com você =DD
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: iie
You: where are you from?
Stranger: japan
You: =O
Stranger: yes
You: japanese have small dick
You: hahahahahahahahahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
BurnTKD
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Brucy Bertholi
/BAN
|
The Rainmaker
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Brucy Bertholi
You: japanese have small dick
You: hahahahahahahahahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
haushahsuashasuashsh
|
silverchairfan
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger:EAI BROWWLL
You:afff AHEIuhaEihAEIuaE brasil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
Rod Turtle
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Putz, que deprimente, descobri que sou melhor em fazer amigos pela net que na vida real.
|