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# abr/09
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You: Hello, is there anybody out there?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: how are yoy?
Stranger: you
You: i'm under a astronomy domine
Stranger: very nice oO
You: hey you, have a cigar?
Stranger: I don't smoke , sorry
You: ok, I have became comfortably numb
Stranger: Too bad, it hurt :/
Stranger: Where are you?
You: I'm behind the wall
Stranger: -.- Mário...
You: que te pegou atras do armario...
Stranger: essa é velha..
You: so tem brasileiro tsts
Stranger: era de se esperar , são os que não tem porra nenhuma pra fazer
You: rsrsrs
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Dazoo
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# abr/09
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: how r you:
Stranger: ?
You: im fine
You: hey, my name is mestre
Stranger: mestre?
You: Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: you are girl or boy?
Stranger: crazy..
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pedrosim
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# abr/09
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Stranger: or your ass as it may be
Stranger: I don't say that, I only do it
Stranger: but not with you
You: oh, not with me
You: yep
Stranger: cause you are just some words on a screen
Stranger: or something
Stranger: like that
You: yeah, i like on real life
Stranger: on real life?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you get high?
Stranger: on life?
Stranger: or real life?
You: yeah, i'm on this moment getting high lol
You: n you?
Stranger: that's why you type so slow huh?
You: yeah
You: do you get high?
Stranger: Nope I just ate and if I got the munchies I might eat so much that my ass would explode
Stranger: assplosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o.o
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maizena e o um
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# abr/09
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Stranger: hi
You: hi, will you take away my pain?
Stranger: i will take away your pain with my knife
You: i need your penis
Stranger: i had that replaced with a knife so i can replicate the song Fucked with a Knife
You: nice
You: we can try that
Stranger: sounds like fun
You: can you do it now?
Stranger: i need to sharpen my knife first
You: im alone, my place is nice, i have some food
You: do you like italian?
Stranger: do you have a sharpening stone?
Stranger: yes i like italian
You: oh good, and yes, i have a stone
You: can i call you?
Stranger: my phone is broken so no
You: msn?
Stranger: i use linux
You: myspace?
Stranger: whats myspace?
You: my house
Stranger: i live under a rock
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Black Fire
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# abr/09
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Stranger: Kirk Hammet?
Stranger: This is James.
Stranger: Are you there?
You: james_the_bronson?
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TWT ICE
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# abr/09 · Editado por: TWT ICE
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You: i have a fender
You: and a gibson
You: i will be profecional
Stranger: so... you came to omegle to tell people around the world about your electric guitars?
You: i'm gonna study in the best scholl of guitar
You: 550 dolars
You: more apostilas
You: you gonne be nothing
You: gonna*
Stranger: 'apostilas'? wtf?
You: i gonna play fast like kiko do klb
Stranger: 'kiko do klb'?
You: yes
You: and the guitar of shakira
Stranger: wtf?
You: they nice
You: feeling sux
Stranger: you're confusing...
Stranger: what the hell are you talking about?
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james_the_bronson
Veterano |
# abr/09
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Pseudonimum
You: privet
"Privit" não é "obrigado" em russo???
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Black Fire
Gato OT 2011 |
# abr/09
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TWT ICE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA puta merda
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Pseudonimum
Veterano |
# abr/09
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james_the_bronson
É "oi". :P
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james_the_bronson
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Pseudonimum
Ah, sabia que era um treco assim... cortês...
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james_the_bronson
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# abr/09
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TWT ICE
You: more apostilas
HAUHSUASHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSAHSUAHSUHUH
play fast like kiko do klb
huahsuahsuahsuahsuhasuhauh
Amanhã eu positivo de novo antes de logar \o\ !!!
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GiulianoB
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# abr/09
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fala que eh da colombia huaha
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Black Fire
Gato OT 2011 |
# abr/09
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: i am very rich, and i wanna buy a wife
You: india
You: are you a good wife?
Stranger: good luck u ugly cunt, all the money in the world wont buy an indian a woman that appreciates the stink of curry
You: do you have some sister to sell?
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X -hide -X
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# abr/09
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Stranger: brazilian?
You: sim
Stranger: de onde?
You: Fortal
Stranger: bahia?
Stranger: time?
You: Fla
Stranger: time ruim pqp O_O'
You: tamo ae =\
Stranger: ser que passa da semi?
You: o importante e torcer, se nao ganhar nao tem pro
Stranger: + o obina é mt ruim!como pode çer querido?
You: obina e o cara
Stranger: queeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Stranger: vc fumou?@_@
You: to doidao ae
Stranger: percebi..fumou oque filho?
You: cha de cogumelo
Stranger: é bom?kk
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TWT ICE
Veterano |
# abr/09
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Stranger: Hai
Stranger: Hey.
You: olelê comelele sucuzin?
Stranger: French is HOT.
You: hugga mug
You: huk muk
Stranger: That is not french!
You: comelelê sucuzin?
You: i'm indio
Stranger: now i know youre lying to me to get in my pants
You: uh uh uh
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james_the_bronson
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# abr/09
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Eu tô tentando trocar uma conta do World of Warcraft por senhas de sites pornôs, mas não apareceu nenhum outro nerd querendo :\ ...
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Stranger: hi
You: I want to change my account on WoW by passwords of porn sites...
Stranger: you play wow?
Stranger: thats embarrassing
You: Are you interested???
Stranger: yes
Stranger: very
You: I have a lvl116 paladin...
Stranger: sexually
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You: I want to change my account on WoW by passwords of porn sites...
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Este aqui era nerd mesmo:
You: I want to change my account on WoW by passwords of porn sites...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what is your main char?
You: Are you interested???
You: Paladin lvl108...
Stranger: mmmhmmm
Stranger: i has 80 pally
You: My pass and user are yours if you can help me with any good porn site :] ...
Stranger: there are lots
You: But I want a pass of a good one...
You: A real good...
Stranger: ovguide.com/adult is ftmfw
Stranger: no need to get a password
Stranger: unlimited porn
You: So, I think I can keep my WoW account xP ...
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pedrosim
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# abr/09
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, wanna cyber
You: moms always said don't talk to stranges
Stranger: get off the internet you fucking faggot.
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james_the_bronson
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# abr/09
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Stranger: vai dizer que é brasileiro
You: No...
You: I'm american...
Stranger: hum....
Stranger: esses três pontinhos
Stranger: ....
You: You just put four...
Stranger: você colocou 3
You: What???
Stranger: u put three
You: Oh, yeah yeah...
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Tx, USA...
You: You???
Stranger: Brazil
You: Legal...
Stranger: é mesmo
You: Hmmm???
Stranger: sério, tu é brasileiro né!?
Stranger: tá cheio de neguinho falando que é americano
You: Huh???
Stranger: hmm....bye
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huashuashuahsausahushuh eu entendo ou não entendo português, porra???
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DarkMakerX
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# abr/09
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Stranger: a lot of people i know are going to peru tomorrow, and peru has the same time as here
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: tell they to say brazil 3x0
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: hahahaha
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GuitarUser
Veterano |
# abr/09 · Editado por: GuitarUser
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You: hi
Stranger: So falo com vascainos
You: aé
You: entao vai se fude
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Stranger: dope
You: pot
Stranger: i think i love you
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fill.zanchez
Veterano |
# abr/09 · Editado por: fill.zanchez
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Omegle? Isso não se chamava chat até ontem?
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GuitarUser
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# abr/09
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fill.zanchez
omegle, liga pessoas aleatóriamente de qualquer parte do mundo em conversas privadas.
e outra coisa.. PRO CARALHO COM SEU TÓPICO RIDÍCULO
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fill.zanchez
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# abr/09
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GuitarUser
q tópico? o do 1º de Abril!!!???? uhauahuhauhau
cara, vcs ainda me matam de tanto rir...
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Falkon36
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# abr/09
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cheque isto
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: yep
You: and u?
Stranger: sa weeettt
Stranger: GIRL
You: ...
Stranger: how old?
You: 78
You: haha
You: just kiding
Stranger: hahahahahhahahahhaha
You: 15
Stranger: if you were i'd kill you
Stranger: omg me too! :]
Stranger: okay so i have some questions:
You: im not that exited
Stranger: screw you
Stranger: now listen
You: xD
You: its because im brazilian
Stranger: listen up goood
You: ok
Stranger: 1. what do you look for in a girl?
Stranger: 2. what turns you on?
You: aah
Stranger: 3. who would be your idea girlfriend?
You: let me think
Stranger: i mean like describe not specific haha
You: 1.sense of humor and beauty
You: 2. pain
Stranger: haha thats hot
You: xDD
You: 3:a pretty girl with sense of humor
You: and masoquist
You: xD!!!
Stranger: i mean like what does a girl do that turns you on?
Stranger: besides beat you haha
You: hmm
You: ...
Stranger: like how they talk
You: let me think again
Stranger: how they approach you
Stranger: how the act around you...
Stranger: blah blah blah
You: i cant explain
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Falkon36
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# abr/09 · Editado por: Falkon36
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Clauber Guns
You: But you don't know who is your mother in the night
PWNEDDD !! mto bom ! XD
You: i have a fender
You: and a gibson
You: i will be profecional
Stranger: so... you came to omegle to tell people around the world about your electric guitars?
You: i'm gonna study in the best scholl of guitar
You: 550 dolars
You: more apostilas
You: you gonne be nothing
You: gonna*
Stranger: 'apostilas'? wtf?
You: i gonna play fast like kiko do klb
Stranger: 'kiko do klb'?
You: yes
You: and the guitar of shakira
Stranger: wtf?
You: they nice
You: feeling sux
Stranger: you're confusing...
Stranger: what the hell are you talking about?
aushesauheauh boa :]
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Brucy Bertholi
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# abr/09
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: hola
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: good.you?
You: i'm fine
Stranger: so why are you on here?
You: I ask for idiots, and you?
You: hahaha
You: brinks
You: miguxo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u suck
IAUHSDUIDSHAUIASDHAUSIDHIUASDHIUASHDUAISDHIAUSHDIUASHDAIUSUIDSA
Piadinhas do Off Topic não são bem vindas =(((
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GuitarUser
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# abr/09 · Editado por: GuitarUser
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: vai pokebola
You: ah nao
You: capturado
Stranger: pronto
Stranger: agora tenho voce na pokedex
Stranger: nao eh mais um estranho
Stranger: vo mandar voce pro professor carvalho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: do you like britney spears
You: would fuck..
Stranger: I LOVE HER
You: are you
You: that guy
You: on youtube?
You: chris something..
Stranger: no i'm not chris crocker wtf
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: you're the second person to mention him lmfao
You: yeah
You: so ur not chris and ur not gay
You: and u want me to believe this?
Stranger: correct
Stranger: i'm a girl :(
You: things start to change (:
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Brucy Bertholi
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# abr/09
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You: hi
Stranger: hi stranger
You: where you from?
Stranger: Italy, you?
You: eua
You: how old?
Stranger: what's EUA?
EPIC FAIL!
AHAUIAHSUIDHUIASDHIUSDHIUSAHDUIASHDIUASHDIUASHDIUSHDUISAHDUISAHDUISAHD UIAHSDIUSHDIUASHDIUASHDIUASHDIUASHDIUASHDIUSHDIUSAHDIUSHDIUSAHDUIASDHU SDHISAHDUAS
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Brucy Bertholi
Veterano |
# abr/09
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ACHEI ALGUEM MAIS BOBO QUE EU! \o/
Stranger: Pow pow! :D
You: hiiiiii
You: pau pau
Stranger: Hiya!
You: arrriiiiba
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Yeeehaw
You: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahuuuuuuuu
Stranger: Ululululullu !
You: blulublublublublublublubulb
You: i'm et
You: and you?
Stranger: Kool
Stranger: I'm Elvis
You: uhu
You: i'm dercy
Stranger: ^^
You: brinks
You: i'm Obama
Stranger: Pow pow! :D
You: pau pau
Stranger: Pow pow! :D
You: pau pau
Stranger: ^^
You: ~.~
Stranger: ñ_ñ
You: ô_ô
Stranger: õ_Õ
You: (-O.Ô-)
Stranger: You like pie ?
You: american pie?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Pie
You: Piu Piu
Stranger: Pow pow! :D
You: pau pau
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Casper
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# abr/09
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Helllllloooo
Stranger: wow....enthusiastic
You: i'm from Brazil, and you?
Stranger: Argentina
You: 6 x 1
Stranger: no shit..
Stranger: fuck u....maradona was on coke a gain
You: i'm kidding
You: Maradona is a nice guy.
Stranger: this WC...brazil is going to be defeated by the dutch.....
Stranger: mark my words
You: http://esporteinterativo.uol.com.br/noticia.aspx?idNoticia=5719
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