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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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highvoltage
Mate um ser desses:
You: i'm live in south of brazil
Stranger: bahia?
Gringo imbecil =|
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Cheap Trick
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ronaldo
Stranger: jimmy
You: mario
Stranger: princess peach
You: hum
You: =D
Stranger: bouzer
Stranger: zelda
You: luigi
Stranger: link
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ha
You: your mother
Stranger: sailor moon
Stranger: your father
Stranger: your brother
Stranger: your dead grandma
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Cheap Trick
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello my ninja
You: and i want my scalps!
You: i am not ninja
You: i am a pirate
Stranger: ill rub them for you
You: and you?
Stranger: a ninja will kick a pirates butt anyday
You: never
You: pirates pwn ninja
Stranger: hell no a ninja's so fast a pirate would never even touch it
You: pirate is king of seas
Stranger: and a ninja is king of the world
You: never never!!!
You: round 1 fight!
Stranger: okay i just won that quick
You: trimmmmmmm**
You: trimm***
You: my sword is the best
You: HOAHOAHOAHOA
Stranger: i just killed you bye bye
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Blankk
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You: hi
Stranger: boo !
You: lol
You: im scared
Stranger: thats why i'm a ghost
You: realy?
You: where do you live?
Stranger: zombie land
You: what country?
Stranger: USA
You: cool
Stranger: no canada
You: do you play football?
Stranger: .. i'm a ghost
You: but you dont have any friend ghosts?
Stranger: my girlfriend is a ghost .
Stranger: sex is weird
You: auhsuauhu
Stranger: boo !
Stranger: bye
o/
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Blankk
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cada conversa estranha ;x
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_Felipe_Rock_n_Roll_
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from...?
Stranger: heaven
You: wow
You: i'm from hell (6)
Stranger: cool
You: 666, the number of the beast \m/
You have disconnected.
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DarkMakerX
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CUM ON MY FACE?
You: sure
Stranger: ;D
You: let me finish here
Stranger: :L:L
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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thaicovsky
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Stranger: wallet
Stranger: snow white
You: fuck nyou
You: fuck u
You: fuck u
You: shit
Stranger: fuck back
You: your bigger shit face
Stranger: freaky
You: ass face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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maggie
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OT - Converse com estranhos!
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Machine Gun Man
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^ É esse tipo de coisa que faz do site uma merda. ^
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DarkMakerX
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Machine Gun Man
Conversas produtivas.
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highvoltage
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Stranger: HAIAsdalfkdaslkf
Stranger: HAI
Stranger: HIA
Stranger: HERRO
PQP, chorei rindo disso
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highvoltage
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Stranger: HAIAsdalfkdaslkf
Stranger: HAI
Stranger: HIA
Stranger: HERRO
You: \o
You: from?
Stranger: HELL
Stranger: 666
Stranger: is the number of salvation
Stranger: not the beast
Stranger: and only those who realize this
You: oh... yes
Stranger: will find true salvation after death
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Lucas Borlini
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Rapaz, eu escrevi "Brasil!" três vezes e três vezes cortaram a janela sem nem dizer oi.
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Simonetti
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Gostei!
Conversei com uma menina, ela foi logo falando:
19, F, bi... is that ok w/ u ?
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Lucas Borlini
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Simonetti
Conversei com uma menina
So encontrei uma, ta cheio de homem nessa merda.
=/
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maggie
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Lucas Borlini
Rapaz, eu escrevi "Brasil!" três vezes e três vezes cortaram a janela sem nem dizer oi.
Brasileiro avacalha demais.
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kohler1000
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: Hello, mr.Barriga speaking, how are you doing today? (Em homenagem a um chat que li aqui)
Stranger: ı am work
Stranger: you?
You: you're really boring, did you know that?
Stranger: your old??
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male brazil
You: u?
Stranger: 23 turkey
Stranger: m
You: go explode someone then
You: i mean, that's what you guys do, right?
Stranger: bobooooooo
Stranger: you lke bobo
You: bobo = silly here
Stranger: bobo my team beşiktaş
Stranger: rogerio da silva bobo
You: you s has a snake down it... you're really strange
You: u meant Rogerio ceni
Stranger: bobo is footbal player
You: Rogerio Ceni is a football player
You: a goalkeeper
Stranger: ı am like
Stranger: rogerio ceni
You: no, you're not
You: rogerio ceni is like god
You: don't kill me for saying that
You: i guess you will..
You: shit
Stranger: siktir lan
Stranger: amına koydumun bebesi
You: i'm gonna have to evoke my chucky norris powers now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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guschard
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bom... ai vai um upgrade desse site
http://chatroulette.com/
eh a msm coisa soh q com webcams... vc ve a webcam de pessoas do mundo inteiro e vice versa
PS: tomem cuidado, pq as vezes aparece coisas indecentes...
uhahuauhahuauhauhauhauhauhahuauhahuauhauhauahuau
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kohler1000
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a horny guy looking for a horny girl
You: I'm from pandora
Stranger: are u a horny girl?
You: yes... but my dick is bigger than your arm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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kohler1000
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ronaldo
Stranger: Katie?
You: Abdum salem
Stranger: say what?
You: hey there
Stranger: haha, hiii. (:
You: here in my country we say "Abdum salem"
Stranger: ahh, coolness, where are you from? (:
You: Galia
You: you?
Stranger: the united states. (:
You: where in he us?
Stranger: indianaaaa. (:
You: so you like forrest gump
You: cool
Stranger: uhm, actually i've never seen forest gump. :P
You: why?
Stranger: i don't know. :P
You: and how old are you?
You: Abdum salem
You: you should say it back.. you know
You: it's disrespectuful not to..
Stranger: Abdum Salem. :P
You: thank you.. and whats your age?
Stranger: 15
You: are you the Lost series katie?
You: i guess she is older than that
Stranger: haha, nope, i'm just katie. (:
You: so you didn't kill your stepfather?
Stranger: i don't have stepfather to kill. (:
You: you're really boring.. here in my country you'd be dead in few minutes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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kohler1000
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi there, asl?
Stranger: 17 Male Scotland
You: 18 male pandora
Stranger: Where's Pandora?
You: are you wearing a skirt right now?
Stranger: Or are you just havin' me on
You: another planet..
Stranger: It's a kilt you stupid Sassenach
You: so you're wearing one right now
Stranger: No
You: why don't you do as your culture tells you to?
Stranger: I have wore one though
Stranger: Quite a few times
Stranger: Quite a hit with the lasses
You: hahah
You: have you played the foli
Stranger: God, you sassenachs are so ignorant
Stranger: You're English I bet?
You: If I were English you'd be under arrest now, cause England owns Scotland
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: William Wallace, mate
Stranger: Enough said
Stranger: Scottish Prime Minister
Stranger: Haha
You: William Wallace, nice movie thought... brave heart
Stranger: NOT MEL GIBSON
You: yes, he did the part
Stranger: He's a big jessie
Stranger: You're a yank then?
You: no, why can't i be from a undeveloped country?
Stranger: Okay Haiti
Stranger: You're from Haiti then
You: i believe you use skirts without any underwear cause it's easier to wank it off, right?
Stranger: Nae
Stranger: It just gets a wee bit hot down there
You: where in scotland do you live?
Stranger: Glasgow
Stranger: A shithole
You: Glasgow Kiss.. nice music
You: like petrucci
You: ?
Stranger: He's ok
You: He's god.
Stranger: Haha, I beg to differ
Stranger: Dream Theatre bore me
You: apollogies accepted
You: you know, here in my c ountry, in these situations, we say: "Abdum sal al s'alem" it reminds us of the bad times
You: and makes us respect each other
Stranger: So you're from the Middle East?
You: you should say it back, otherwise it's disrespectful
Stranger: Haha bad troll
Stranger: He's the guy who was in Guantanamo
You: I'm from Wankitoffstan
Stranger: Fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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kohler1000
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Jesus will save you, don't worry
Stranger: I can't save my self
You: Just sin as you will... he'll save you anyway
Stranger: But i cannot save my self, it's impossible to forgive my self of my own sins, that would be cheating
You: you're not jesus
Stranger: Wanna bet
You: Yeah
Stranger: Well, i forgive you
You: JESUS
You: oh lord.. sorry for doubting you
Stranger: Don't worry my child
Stranger: I'm here for your sins
Stranger: and now you are forgiven
You: thank you master... but.. what about chuck norris? did you kill him?
You: cause the world can't have two masters..
Stranger: Who said me an him were seperate people?
Stranger: But for now i must go and vanquish the sins of /b/
You: ok milorde...
You: farewell
Stranger: Peace out biches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ASDUAUSDHh essa foi foda.. o cara é mto engraçado tbm
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Machine Gun Man
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kohler1000
Stranger: You're a yank then?
You: no, why can't i be from a undeveloped country?
Stranger: Okay Haiti
Stranger: You're from Haiti then
haha
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The Root Of All Evil
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You: have you ever heard about Kid Bengala?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Tell me the tale!
You: It's not a tale
You: he is an actor
You: of porn movies
You: a brazilian actor
You: he's famous worldwide
You: I'm spanish and I know him
You: So
You: he's famous because of the size of his dick
You: and I have one as big as his dick.
Stranger: wow
You: one day I was swimming in the sea
You: naked, as usual
Stranger: of course
Stranger: is there any other way?
You: so I found a whale
You: and then
You: my dick went harder and harder
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: could we do a quick role play
Stranger: I'll be the whale
Stranger: show me
Stranger: so I'm swimming alogn
Stranger: and I see this swimmer
You: no
You: I saw you first
Stranger: looks like he's trailing a long strand of seaweed
Stranger: wait!
Stranger: Is that his...
Stranger: good god!
Stranger: It's huge!
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likerock
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Caramba, fui testar esse negócio e ta de brincadeira, os gringos odeiam brasileiros, é só falar que é brasileiro os caras fecham a conversa :/
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zaqueu_grunge
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Falei com um turco agora. Ele falava inglês PEOR que eu! Tá doido, que saco conversar com um cara que escreve tudo errado. Deve ser por isso que os gringos nos odeiam.
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Jesus de Nazaré Rei dos Judeus
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fiquei um tempao conversando com uma mina do canada
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Machine Gun Man
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Jesus de Nazaré Rei dos Judeus
Nossa, você é rei, hein.. ¬¬
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brunohardrocker
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You: have you ever heard about Kid Bengala?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Tell me the tale!
You: It's not a tale
You: he is an actor
You: of porn movies
You: a brazilian actor
You: he's famous worldwide
You: I'm spanish and I know him
You: So
You: he's famous because of the size of his dick
You: and I have one as big as his dick.
HAUHAUHAUAHUHAUHA
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