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Dylan Thomas
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Rafael Walkabout

Diz "of course!", "sure!"...

Rafael Walkabout
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Dylan Thomas
Naomi'Leigh diz:
*your name reminds me of a lady gaga song!

Maluca!

Cavaleiro
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Rafael Walkabout

Vão te matar, retirar todos os órgãos e vender pro mercado negro.

Dylan Thomas
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Rafael Walkabout

Essa tá na seca...

Codinome Jones
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Converse com estranhos

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Rafael Walkabout
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from? =)
You: Brazil :) and you?
Stranger: BRAZIL!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: tudo bem? (:
You: ahhaa
You: tudo e aí?
You: é de onde?
Stranger: tudo :D
Stranger: de onde tu é?
You: meia PRaia, Itapema, SC
You: e você?
You: é H ou M?
Stranger: RS
Stranger: M
Stranger: e tu?
You: sou H, e sou natural do RS
Stranger: qual teu nome?
You: Rafael e o seu?
Stranger: rafaela kkk msn?

ahha alta coincidência

Cavaleiro
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Stranger: M
Stranger: rafaela kkk msn?

Essa Coca é Fanta

Rafael Walkabout
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Cavaleiro
hahha já trocamos msn e orkut, mas é novinha demais.

Rafael Walkabout
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You: hi
Stranger: hola
You: hola
You: es de ond?
Stranger: puerto rico
You: yo sou brasileño
Stranger: edad
You: 23
You: y tu?
You: es hombre ou mujer?
Stranger: yo 26
Stranger: soy mujer
You: y usted coneces brasil?
You: tiene que vir a cá conecer
You: mucho me alegra puerto rico, es rico
You: mucho me agrada conecer puerto rico
Stranger: he ido
Stranger: como t llamas
You: Rafael, y tu?
Stranger: yo Isabel
Stranger: quisieras ser mi novio
You: ahahha msn? hotmail?
Stranger:xxxxx@hotmail.com
Stranger: como eres
Stranger: eres guapo

uhauhauhauha

Zakk Wylde_
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deu sorte

aparentemente até agora eu só tenho conversado com tarados do meio-oeste americano

Rafael Walkabout
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Zakk Wylde_
Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: are you a troll?
Stranger: Kansas, btw
Stranger: I will take that as a yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rafael Walkabout
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Stranger: Heyy. Female 18. Texas
You: male, 23, brazil
You: hotmail?
Stranger: Sexuy and ya. Of ur fun to tlk to I'll give u it
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Zakk Wylde_
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Stranger: male here!
You: same here
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Bassist_rsl
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You: what kind of music do you like to listen?
Stranger: slow
Stranger: or only linkin park music sometimes
You: gimme examples
Stranger: i'm taking back my love..............
Stranger: (linkihn park)
Stranger: for slow like my heart will go on and many of our local music
You: hum...
You: i think you'll like this song
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

muahahahahahah

Zakk Wylde_
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Stranger: Female 16 lesbian x
You: 20, m open to new exp
Stranger: Sorry I'm looking or hot girls x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ahhhhh, cansei flw t+

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Rafael Walkabout
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ahaha rolou um desabafo, começou sem sequer dizer "hi" e não parou mais:

Stranger: I really don't understand.
Stranger: Why did God make black epople?
Stranger: What's the point?
Stranger: Why give every race on the planet except one, white skin?
Stranger: Why completely isolate people?
You: o_O
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Why was I born black?
Stranger: I can't stand it.
Stranger: It's like I'm trapped
Stranger: In this fucked up body
Stranger: If you were born black you'd hate it so much
Stranger: Being white is such a blessing
Stranger: You've got no idea
Stranger: You probably take it for granted
Stranger: But look around you, you could have been any one of those "gorillas"
Stranger: you hate so much
Stranger: Thank God for your fortune
Stranger: Make sure you do everyday
Stranger: Thank God you're white
Stranger: I envy you
Stranger: I envy you so much
Stranger: Sometimes I consider cutting my skin off
Stranger: But that would kill me
Stranger: Sometimes I consider suicide, but God will not forgive me
Stranger: What then?
Stranger: What is there to do?
Stranger: My intelligence is below average
Stranger: My looks are horrid
Stranger: I'm shy
Stranger: I have abusive parents
Stranger: What do I do?
Stranger: I can't do anything
Stranger: What do I do?
Stranger: I can't do anything
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Where do I go?
Stranger: Who will help an ugly black person?
Stranger: It's like giving candy to a monster
Stranger: It's like helping a 70 year old prostitute
Stranger: Why bother?
Stranger: I'm worthless to all of you
Stranger: When I die who will remember me?
Stranger: No one
Stranger: They won't care
Stranger: I'm black
Stranger: I'm just trash
Stranger: But I won't kill myself.
Stranger: I can't.
Stranger: I'll just live in misery until I die.
Stranger: Then I'll ask God why.
Stranger: Does that sound good?
You: god....he love you
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: But why make black people
Stranger: That's my question
Stranger: It just seems like it would have been better if we were all white
Stranger: You know?
Stranger: It;s more fair
Stranger: I mean honestly, black people are the laughing stock of the human race
Stranger: Has anyone ever said, "I wish I was black?"
Stranger: Of course not.
Stranger: Who the fuck wants big lips, a big nose, a below average IQ, and to be hated by everyone?
Stranger: They're not the same.
Stranger: That's a lie.
Stranger: It's complete BS
Stranger: If we were the same, you wouldn't classify me as a color
Stranger: Or a race
Stranger: You'd simply call me my name
You: i understand
Stranger: But when you see me, you say that's a black guy
Stranger: But when you see me, you say that's a black guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected


Acho que ele desconectou para suicidar-se.

pulgadopc
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Stranger: sup
You: nothing
You: hbu
Stranger: m f?
You: f
Stranger: nm just bored
Stranger: do u have big tits
Stranger: ?
You: not so much
You: i have only 15
You: but im pretty
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do u wann suck my dick
You: yes
You: but i cant
Stranger: do u have fb?
You: fb?
Stranger: facebook
You: yes
You: but i dont give to you
Stranger: y
Stranger: ?
You: cause i dont want to meet you
You: only want to fuck
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: ur cool
You: thanks :)
Stranger: <3
Stranger: r u a virgin
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: but i masturbate myself
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where do u live
Stranger: ?
You: usa
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where in usa
Stranger: /
You: los angeles
Stranger: yo could i have ur nname atleast
Stranger: ?
You: julia
You: how old r you ?
Stranger: sweet name
Stranger: me 15
You: what is the size of your dick ?
Stranger: really big
Stranger: lmfao
You: cool
Stranger: what r u?
You: my pussy is really tight
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: thats amazing
Stranger: i wish i could fuck u
You: i only use one finger when i masturbate
Stranger: cool
You: and i wish could be fucked by u
Stranger: wish u lived in canada
You: my father live there
You: in toronto
Stranger: nice
Stranger: same here
You: oh
Stranger: what r u ?
You: im not masturbate now cause my mom is in the other room
You: i guess she is having sex with my step father
Stranger: lmfao
You: and my brother...
Stranger: rofl
You: brother
You: she do it
You: and my brother like it
Stranger: yo do u maturbate everyday
Stranger: ?
You: 3 times each day
You: sometimes more
Stranger: coool
You: u ?
Stranger: 2 times
Stranger: max
You: are you virgin ?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: lol
You: :) You: send your facebook
You: if i think you pretty i add you
Stranger: how abt u do it first
Stranger: ?
You: nope
Stranger: if i think ur pretty and u have big tits ill add
Stranger: u
You: my mom check my facebook
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dont worry just send it if u think im bad u could delete me
Stranger: rofl
You: nope
You: sorry
Stranger: k
Stranger: its all good
Stranger: did u ever get pragnant
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: im virgin
Stranger: lol
You: but sometimes my mom make me suck my brother and my stepfather dick
You: they cum a lot
Stranger: every maturbates but usually their a virgin
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so basically u drink sperm
You: sometimes
You: it is realy good
You: its hot
You: your is hot ?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: do u go on video chat
Stranger: ?
You:fuck you i am a guy hahahahahahahahahaha
stranger:oh my god your nigger your son of a bitch i hate you !!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.







AUHAHUAUHAUHAHUAUHAUHAUHAUHAUH

pulgadopc
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Stranger: hi,asl?
You: f 19
Stranger: m 20.Aus.
Stranger: u from?
You: new zealand
Stranger: hi..nice.
Stranger: name?
You: raimunda
Stranger: ben here...
Stranger: hi raimunda.
You: hi
You: again
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
Stranger: dear,u have skype?
You: yep
Stranger: pls add me benben4803
Stranger: i want to be your friend.
You: mine is youareanasshole
You: find me there
Stranger: wait
Stranger: really?
You: yep
You: yes you are
Stranger: but i cant find you..
Stranger: u add me please.:)
You: that´t´s because im fucking your momma right now...in some minutes ill have fineshed her...then i ill finger your butt...idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


AHUAUHAHUAHUAUH

mateussch
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# jul/11
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Deve tar cheio de shemale por lá

ghostbastard
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Revirei o tópico só pra relembrar dessas conversas:



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: male or female?
Stranger: that is the question
You: no, the question is, i know you?
Stranger: maybe
You: whre are ou from?
Stranger: maybe i am youre neighboor who knows?
You: yes, or maybe im your brother
Stranger: BROTHER????
Stranger: I ve benn searching for you for so long!!
You: or sister
You: Carlos?!
You: its you
Stranger: Juan???
You: yes!!!!
Stranger: Oh my god!!!
You: ohhh man!!!!
Stranger: Where are you???
You: im here, in colombia!!! kidnapped by the farcs
Stranger: Aw
Stranger: Did you know father died?
You: ow shit?
You: really?!?
You: yeahhhhhhh!!!
You: moooooney!!!!
Stranger: He tried to rescue youu but they crapped on him
You: oh, shit, this is bad
Stranger: No I keep the money
Stranger: I've already used the half for weed
You: im sure you will give some to me
You: i need money man!!!
Stranger: Maybe to pay the farcs to keep you far away ....
You: i have to buy my cocaine!!!
You: ok, but just give the money for the cocaine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

__________________________

Stranger: hi
You: 1110100100100110
Stranger: are you from
You: 110010010010001100010010
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: a virus
You: 11001000100010
You: 11010
Stranger: don't indect my pc please
Stranger: *infect
You: 1001000101110101110
Stranger: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: the Black Screen of Death??? NOOOOOO
You: your pc has been formated
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Blue
Stranger: noooo
You: black?!?
You: brasileiro?
Stranger: sim
You: merda
Stranger: tu e estranho cara

________________________________

Stranger: hey
You: Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?
Stranger: i'm sorry! i didnt mean to!
Stranger: love you
You: I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a good living, the police protected you and there were courts of law and you didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me and you say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: THAT MADE MY DAT
Stranger: YY
You: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Stranger: i fucking love the godfather
Stranger: :'DDDDD
Stranger: i'm sorry don corleone..
You: It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless but not men. How's your boy?
Stranger: he's alright..
You: You know, he looks more like you everyday.
Stranger: :'DDDDD
Stranger: well thank you
You: Why come to me? What have I done to deserve such generousity?
Stranger: i dont know.. i was in a good mood
You: What is... what is this nonsense?

Sedank
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# jul/11
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Não vejo graça se não tem webcam...

DarkMakerX
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# jul/11
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Meu tópico de maior sucesso.

mateussch
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You: Hi

Stranger: looking for a teen guy to talk to (in a non sexual way)?

You: الأب ابنه اليد

You: نعم على الاطلاق

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sam Keat
Veterano
# jul/11
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eu vi o carpano jr no chat agora
igualzinho

Codinome Jones
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# jul/11
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sauhshusauhasuhsa ri alto na do godfather..

Sam Keat
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credo



parei


meus olhos ardem

Codinome Jones
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You: sup

Stranger: ?

You: its a short version of a comon saudation

You: people who dont speak the enghish as a maternal language tend to use those things

You: at least i do

Codinome Jones
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Stranger: hi

You: hei

Stranger: asl

You: enough, dont know, hell

You: u?

Stranger: bahahah'

Stranger: 63 / mixed dna/ north pole

mateussch
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# jul/11
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Talk to strangers!
13,436 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Skynet has become self-aware.

Stranger: on May 21, 2010, the bombs will fall, I am John Connor, from one possible future, year 2023, if you are reading this...

You: Of course

Stranger: You are the resistance.

You: okay

You: Tell me

You: what should I do?

Stranger: Bring the fight to the Machines

You: okay

You: but how?

Stranger: I usually just make funny faces at them for a while...

You: and works?

Stranger: only failed me once, weapon malfunction

You: oh yeah

Stranger: blew my right testicle clean off...otherwise, foolproof

You: oh

You: sorry

Stranger: ...come to think of it, I kinda liked that testicle, I should go find it...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahhahahahhahahah

mateussch
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# jul/11
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Depois de uns 15 minutos de conversa com uma "garota" de "14 anos" dos "estados unidos":

You: Msn?

Stranger: no

You: okay...

Stranger: i dont have one

You: then we never talk again after I hit disconect?

Stranger: ya pretty much

You have disconnected.

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