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Clauber guns
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# ago/09
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
uhauhauha
O melhor jeito de começar uma conversa é dizendo:
Hey Hey Hey Hey Stoopid
As pesoas sempre saem =(
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Clauber guns
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# ago/09
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Stranger: When I play PSP game <Football>,I often chosen Brazil!
You: When I play SNES International Superstar Soccer deluxe, I always choose Brazil too
=(
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Kaíque
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# ago/09
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Stranger: heyy m/f?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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guitarrista_rock
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# ago/09
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Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Ever tried to strangle someone?
You have disconnected.
=O
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Sputnik
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# ago/09
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minha conversa no omegle que eu guardei com tanto carinho (:
Stranger: hi chick
You: ooi
Stranger: como estas?
You: i'm good
Stranger: where are u from?
You: brazil
You: you?
Stranger: from Bunda
You: DHUSDHAUSHD
You: LOL
Stranger: do you know?
You: yees
Stranger: nice =]
You: and you?
Stranger: im living there
You: aah
You: in the bunda?
Stranger: yeah, near to Cu
You: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: have you ever been in Cu?
You: maan, i'm laghing a lot
You: noo
Stranger: hahahaha
You: how it looks like?
Stranger: so you shuld
Stranger: its a dark place
Stranger: and dont smell so good but i like
You: aham...i like the pink and clean one haha
Stranger: yeah me too
You: how old?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: u?
You: 15 o.o
Stranger: wow very young
You: i'm the youngst person here
You: ¬¬
You: but i'm cool :D
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i see
Stranger: =]
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
You: how do you know about bunda e cu?
Stranger: what you mean?
Stranger: i live in bunda
You: who's the president of your contry?
Stranger: Mr.Rola
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: but he fucks all the country =/
You: are you brazilian huh/
Stranger: no, im bundanese
You: is he wet?
Stranger: yeah, do you know him?
Stranger: have u ever seen him?
You: uhuum, i guess i we have a same friend
Stranger: /o/
Stranger: hey i need to leave now
You: ook man
You: see ya
You: you're funny
Stranger: ciao!
Stranger: thnx
You: byyyye
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TWT ICE
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# ago/09
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: do u like pink floyd?
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: I LOVE PINK FLOYD
You: \o/
Stranger: you are my best friend from now on
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guitarrista_rock
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# ago/09
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Sputnik
auhahuauhauhauhahuuaha
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guitarrista_rock
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# ago/09
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwX8yF8k0ls
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Carpano-Jr.
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# ago/09
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You: Metallica
Stranger: Master of puppets is pulling your strings!
You: Battery is found in me!
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ghostbastard
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# ago/09 · Editado por: ghostbastard
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I have to find the chineese people
Stranger: they are everywhere
Stranger: are you one?
You: horiuchi kandagoloe
Stranger: poksa impedues feso
You: ichi taka delemazonoo?
Stranger: Snesh!
You: utupaleke titicamele damnenada
You: ut
Stranger: titicamele????TITICAMELE????
Stranger: xysming
You: nanakita temere sa, dipito keretassan, zomenaga toko
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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guitarrista_rock
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# ago/09
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Stranger: hi!!
You: hi :D
Stranger: a smile :O
Stranger: a rarity
Stranger: in this economy
Stranger: :( tough times
Stranger: working in the factory 18 hours a day
Stranger: MAKING SHOES
Stranger: (´౪) THIS IS MY FACE
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ghostbastard
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# ago/09
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: zeremedada tut?
Stranger: 'tut' looks like it could be a form of the verb 'to be'
Stranger: or 'to do'
Stranger: but I couldn't guess the language
You: lometado gigto dometar, lomokoe windniod
You: parateta dudal!!!
Stranger: ah, so this is the "beat on the keyboard at random" language
Stranger: I don't speak that
You: hahahaha lolicutame tometo
You: tot?
Stranger: german for dead
Stranger: tot
Stranger: english for small child
Stranger: this game is oddly fun
You: noleminara deleritaca....
You: tot?
Stranger: Je ne comprends pas.
You: tot? litare tos
Stranger: ni thuighm
You: ?
You: dolo te
Stranger: (that's Irish for "I don't understand")
Stranger: tschuss
inventar lingua rulez
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DarkMakerX
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# ago/09
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Putz
Conversei com um chinês. Falei "i'm from brazil" daí ele soltou um "hola!"
Expliquei pra ele que nós falamos português. Então ele me pergunta se eu jogo futebol o dia inteiro.
Pra finalizar ele disse que gosta do kaká
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Ke.Koala
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# ago/09
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You: hi
Stranger: AT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO CHICKEN DONE RIGHT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
huahauhauhauhauhau
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Ke.Koala
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# ago/09
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DarkMakerX
huahauhauhuaa pior q eles teem essa visao mesmo da gente hauaua
Ja me perguntaram se no Brasil tem televisao o.O
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Carpano-Jr.
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# ago/09
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Tava falando com um cara da alemanha e ele me mostrou uma banda bem foda.
Achei bacana essa música:
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[M]@a.[K]!ller
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# ago/09
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: 'ello
Stranger: where are you from
You: brazil
Stranger: China
You: hmm.
Stranger: i like brazil
Stranger: The Brazilian soccer is great
You: =)
You: thanks
You: the China baseball team are great
Stranger: i don't like baseball
Stranger: i think chinese pingpong is great
You: yeah
You: pingpong are cool
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Carpano-Jr.
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# ago/09
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LeondelFefon
O correto seria "pingpong is cool".
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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# ago/09
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Carpano-Jr.
Rock alemão é foda \m/ Scorpions, Edguy, só banda true \m/
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ViniMGS
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# ago/09 · Editado por: ViniMGS
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Stranger: hello!!!! please be a curvy female over 18 ;)
You: sorry
You: i'll only do my 18th in october
You: 18th birthday
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: close tho!
You: my measurements are 36D-26-42
Stranger: blimey!
Stranger: picture please!
You: just a minute
You: http://fotocache02.stormap.sapo.pt/fotostore02/fotos//08/ee/f9/2104981 _N4Ma7.jpeg
Stranger: hehe
You: =D
You have disconnected.
Muito foda fazer isso...
Stranger: hey
You: hiii
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 18
Stranger: from?
You: do you think i'm hot?
You: usa
Stranger: lets see a pic?
You: my measurements ar 36E-23-43
You: just a minute
Stranger: yea
You: http://fotocache02.stormap.sapo.pt/fotostore02/fotos//08/ee/f9/2104981 _N4Ma7.jpeg
You: liked it?
Stranger: loading
Stranger: wtf
You: OWNED
You: haha got PWND
Stranger: ur a dweb
You: SE FUDEU MANOW
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X -hide -X
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# ago/09
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Stranger: male or female ?
You: f
Stranger: i am male
Stranger: where you from
You: Br
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Br.. ?
You: Brazil boy
Stranger: i am from england
You: nice ;)
Stranger: you have msn ?
You: yes boy
Stranger: add me ?
You: i will send my msn to you
Stranger: what is it ?
You: você+_é_bobo@hotmail.com
You: add me
Stranger: i have added you
Stranger: how old are yu
Stranger: have you got it ?
You: i'm 18
You: ;P
Stranger: i am 19
Stranger: :P
You: it sounds hot...
Stranger: cons_6@hotmail.co.uk
Stranger: that is my msn add me
You: ok, got a pic?
Stranger: yeye
Stranger: add me and ill show you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nem deu tempo de mandar aquela foto...da conversa acima...:\
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Bizet
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# ago/09 · Editado por: Bizet
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Stranger: I am Paul from England
Stranger: you said you were cute, any photos?
You: sure
You: http://fotocache02.stormap.sapo.pt/fotostore02/fotos//08/ee/f9/2104981 _N4Ma7.jpeg
Stranger: let's see
Stranger: lol fuck you
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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ViniMGS
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# ago/09
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Stranger: hi im a male 15 uk :) looking for a girl any age to cyber with
You: you just found one
Stranger: good
Stranger: :)
Stranger: \ge
Stranger: *age
You: 13
Stranger: ok
Stranger: msn
You: tu_eh_burro@mano.com
You: brb
Stranger: ok
You: back
Stranger: its not letting me add you
You: try the other one
You: vcehburrodemais@hotmail.com
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Carpano-Jr.
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# out/09
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You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: 99 years old shemale, south africa
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highvoltage
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# out/09
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Stranger: are you from israel?
You: hello
You: nop
You: brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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highvoltage
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# out/09
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You: iae bródi tudo ben/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Sumerrew
Veterano |
# out/09
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fiquei uns 15 minutos conversando com um cara da malásia, é interessante pra saber o que as pessoas pensam sobre o brasil, pq todo mundo de fora acha que aqui só tem café e putas, e só tem o RIO e SP...
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Carpano-Jr.
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# out/09
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Achei um chinês legal lá, o cara até tem MSN.
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highvoltage
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# out/09 · Editado por: highvoltage
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Stranger: where are you from?
You: brazil
Stranger: ahh nice. i have been to rio.
Stranger: i wanted go into the rorchina favela. but police didnt let me in. they said they were going to make an operation etc. bla bla...
You: hmm
Stranger: ?
Stranger: can you visit favela?
You: nop
You: i'm live in south of brazil
Stranger: bahia?
You: nop
You: Santa Catarina
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Meu filho ouvirá Classic Rock
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# out/09
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highvoltage
Meldels, q anta --'
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