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adnz
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# abr/09
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Stranger: why are there so many people from brazil on here?
Stranger: maybe you are all the same person
EHAUEUHEAUUAEHUAEHUAHEUHAUE
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Cheap Trick
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# abr/09
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :)
You: hi
You: how are you?
You: hi?
You: wtf?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: little conversation
Stranger: I'm in job right now ;)
You: me to
You: what is your job?
Stranger: we have company - and we are making architectural elements from stone
You: cool
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: facade tiles, balustrades, etc.....
Stranger: no
Stranger: Is that problem? ;)
You: yes
You: have a nice day
You: =D
ahuhsaeushau eu e meu ingles perfeito
aheuheue
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adnz
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# abr/09
· votar
Cheap Trick
aeheuhuehe
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Cheap Trick
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: You Again?
Stranger: *Sigh
You: me?
You: how are you?
Stranger: Yes you!
Stranger: Cranky
You: are you cranky?
You: is your name?
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You: my nabe is jhony bazzokinhaa
You: whats your job?
Stranger: no wah!
Stranger: Im actually a moderator on this site
You: fake
You: you are gay =D
Stranger: It pays a dollar a day
You: where are you from?
Stranger: enough for butter and bread for my family
Stranger: Kenya
You: humm
Stranger: Im the only person who has running electricity in the whole country!
You: are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: Geez..good Question. Never check that actually!
You: what???
You: o_O
Stranger: I know! Crazy Huh. You wanna experiement?
You: no thanks, byeeee bicha dancarina
asehuhsuisheius
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Alessandra
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# abr/09
· votar
Pô, tô conversando altas coisas com um moleque francês aqui, hahaha
(pelo menos é o que ele diz, eiuheuihe)
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adnz
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# abr/09
· votar
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lets go
You: yea
You: lets go
Stranger: so...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Alessandra
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# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: and so... how did you discover this website ?
You: a brazilian site for discussion about music
You: an user posted a topic about it
Stranger: Yeah it's the same for me, someone posted the link on a forum
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adnz
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# abr/09
· votar
Alessandra
posta a conversa inteira :D
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Alessandra
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# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: do you know 4chan ?
You: ahaha the crazy place that hosts pedobear pics? haha
Stranger: you like this site ?
Stranger: ( i'm wearing a pedobear t-shirt right now )
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Luis Guitar
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# abr/09
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Pow, meu inglês eh uma merda mesmo!
- Sorry man, but my english is very, very bad... =P
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Luis Guitar
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# abr/09
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i´m poor!! =P
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Machine Gun Man
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# abr/09
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ???
You: Hey Mr. Barriga here. Whats up?
Stranger: The sky.
You: So PAY THE RENT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HAHAHAHAHA!
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adnz
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# abr/09
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Stranger: you like this site ?
Stranger: ( i'm wearing a pedobear t-shirt right now )
EHAUEHUEAH
aí a próxima pergunta deve ser: "how old? :D"
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Machine Gun Man
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# abr/09
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Stranger: do you know 4chan ?
You: ahaha the crazy place that hosts pedobear pics? haha
Stranger: you like this site ?
Stranger: ( i'm wearing a pedobear t-shirt right now )
Caraca, essse negócio é legal mesmo, hein? hahahahaha
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Crazy Batera
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# abr/09 · Editado por: Crazy Batera
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Bacana, por enquanto as conversas seguem, e sao longas, claro que ninguem entende nada... mas de alguma forma elas proseguem, acho que encontrei crazys semelhantes
Edit: Acabo de confessar minha nacionalidade e ficar no vácuo ¬¬
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tncv
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# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey Joe, said now, uh, where you gonna run to now, where you gonna run to?
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Luis Guitar
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# abr/09
· votar
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MacGyver
You: Chuck Norris
You: I won!!
You: fatality
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Machine Gun Man
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: are you one of those sexy tan brazilian guys?
Stranger: let me tell you something
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Crazy Batera
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Pqp, 164851 estrangeiros, achei dois brasileiros seguidos ¬¬
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Clauber guns
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# abr/09
· votar
Sinto que minha conversa vai ser bem curta
Sou péssimo em inglês
VOu tentar usar o tradutor de inglês que tem aki no pc
E eu fiko esperando a janelinha do msn pisca ¬¬'
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Crazy Batera
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Clauber guns
Ingles péssimo, tais brincando.... olha isso
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hows things?
You: I don't know... This is confusing
Stranger: whys that?
You: What do you think?
You: Man, I have problems
You: Sorry
Stranger: tell me about them hehe
Stranger: ur not skinning a cat right now are you?
You: where are my pilulas?
You: nope
You: you are a priest? doctor, nice people?
You: or just stranger?
Stranger: i am an axiom
Stranger: a self evident truth
You: This is so exciting
Stranger: the fact that i exist is evident by the fact that you accept my being
Stranger: i would not exist without being observed
Stranger: what, may i ask, are you?
You: Ok, i'm a product of your Nerd's imagination ,... So how do you think the day will end?
Stranger: the day ends?
You: every single night
Stranger: what if the earth stopped rotating and we were in a perpetual state of daytime. would we still count 24 hours to the day?
You: actually, i count 23 hours and 47 minutes
You: I know it's crazy, but i can't find my pills... and probably its put a finish at my day..
Stranger: how hevey are these pills
Stranger: my cat died yesterday :(
You: little fat stars.;;; and green... yes
Stranger: its in the fridge, gonna stuff it in a sec. sage, onion, sausagemeat, mmmmm
You: I see all in the skyevery night, but is so far
Stranger: u should try highbeenas - that shit'l keep u awake for days
You: the college do that
You: I mean keep me awake for days
Stranger: quantum decohearence - the process by which an objective reality is created - that'l mindfuck ya
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tncv
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# abr/09
· votar
Clauber guns
abrir duas janelas: uma de português - inglês
e outra inglês - português.
auahauahuaha
bati um papão já
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Luis Guitar
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# abr/09
· votar
abrir duas janelas: uma de português - inglês
e outra inglês - português.
auahauahuaha
bati um papão já
2
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Clauber guns
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# abr/09
· votar
tncv
abrir duas janelas: uma de português - inglês
e outra inglês - português.
auahauahuaha
bati um papão já
3
audhasudhsaudhsaudhus
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Clauber guns
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
Stranger: i dont know how to waste time
You: try some porn site :D rsrsrsr
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Clauber guns
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Where you from?
You: ??
Stranger: england, you?
You: Brazil
Stranger: nice weather
Fidaputa desconectou
PUTA MUNDO INJUSTO MEU!
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Machine Gun Man
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# abr/09
· votar
Falei uns 5 minutos com um francês, e mais de meia hora com uma polonesa... gente fina. =D
Não achei ninguém dos EUA ainda. =(
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Clauber guns
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# abr/09
· votar
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi random stranger
You: Hi
You: Where you from?
Stranger: Where are you from ?
Stranger: Lmao
Stranger: France
You: Sao Paulo
You: Brazil
Stranger: Brazilians are poor
You: Frances are gays
Stranger: How do you get this computer ?
Stranger: Did you stole it ?
You: no, your mother give me when I fucked her
Stranger: Brazilians have no dicks
Stranger: How do you did that ?
You: Your mother didn't say this
Stranger: My mother didn't say anything to Brazilians people
Stranger: She thinks that life played a crual trick on them
You: That is what she speaks to you
You: But you don't know who is your mother in the night
Stranger: You win man
Stranger: I salute you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
CLAUBER WINS!
FATALITY!
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Crazy Batera
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# abr/09
· votar
PQP
Ja encontrei duas pessoas legais e loucas, e apertei atualizar sem querer!! q merda
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tncv
Veterano |
# abr/09
· votar
eu começo a conversa com FCC
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