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maggie
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# mai/05
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JediKnight
apelou, perdeu
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JediKnight
Veterano |
# mai/05
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malvados...
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Rodrigo rvssvr
Veterano |
# mai/05
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I understand some things
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Dreamchaser
Veterano |
# mai/05
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A man walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."
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HyperViruz
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# mai/05
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Dreamchaser
num seria ao contrario?
"You're a traveler, aren't you?"
"This is a drumm shop."
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adnz
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# mai/05
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HyperViruz
ta certo, ele falo isso pq o baterista é burro demais pra distinguir o q é uma loja de musica e uma agencia de viagens :)
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Dreamchaser
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# mai/05
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HyperViruz
Não cara o baterista que entrou na agencia e perguntou isso pro agente... huiaHAIUhIUA..voce é baterista tambem??
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Dreamchaser
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# mai/05
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Opa...Opa..sem conflitos
Só um apiadinha porque geralmente eles são "avoados", eheh. Não disvirtue minha piadinha.
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adnz
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# mai/05
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Dreamchaser
o q eu falei ta certo?
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adnz
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# mai/05
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aaa, entendi :D
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adnz
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# mai/05
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acho.
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HyperViruz
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# mai/05 · Editado por: HyperViruz
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adnz
Dreamchaser
haueaheaueuahe aah tá eu nem me liguei q era pra zuá os baterista xD
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Dreamchaser
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# mai/05
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adnz
Tá, é que voce pegou "pesado", hehe
HyperViruz
Porque é só uma brincadeirinha mesmo, não tô criticando. Depois eu posto umas de baixista e me auto-zuarei \o/
Outra então:
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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adnz
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# mai/05
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Dreamchaser
jaijeaoij
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Individuo
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Dreamchaser
tu é gay tu é gay que eu say
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Dreamchaser
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Individuo
Voce gamou em mim né? Pode ir tirando teu cavalinho da chuva, hahahahaha.
Vai trocar foto pela net, vai.
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Dreamchaser
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# mai/05
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que eu say
AhUIAhIUHauiHAIUHAUihIUAhIUAhIUAHUIA, que eu "say", essa era a piada.
Entendi agora. Piadas em Ingles, voce tentando..uhum.
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BlindmaN
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# mai/05
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ihahaiauhIUhaiuhiuA... esse tópico é hilário....ahiuhauIHaiuh
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Dreamchaser
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# mai/05
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A motorist, lost in the middle of the countryside, asked a local the way to Littlemorehampton.
"Easy man, take the little road on the right until you come to Humbert's farm."
"But I don't know which farm that is."
"Easy man. It's right on the corner of the road that goes to Littlemorehampton."
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ROTTA
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# mai/05 · Editado por: ROTTA
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Não é exatamente uma piada, mas é quase. Aprenda inglês fácil...
The boys is behind the door, traduzindo:
O boi está berrando de dor.
Ou não? :-)
Abraços.
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Dreamchaser
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# mai/05
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Marco Alan Rotta
O famoso "embromation", hehe.
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has4
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# mar/06
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My English is very poor but I will be back... it´s a great topic here! Congratulations MAGGE!
Your new friend HAS4. Good Luck for you woman!
HAS BAND
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M.Knopfler
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# mar/06
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The boys is behind the door, traduzindo:
O boi está berrando de dor.
excelente
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M.Knopfler
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# mar/06 · Editado por: M.Knopfler
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Piada de advogado..
excelente essa!
A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true. Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to affirm that it was true. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
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Fisioterapeuta
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# mar/06
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im study
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Midgard
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# mar/06
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The boys is behind the door, traduzindo:
O boi está berrando de dor.
o.O
auhauhuaha muito boa essa foi a melhor
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cocomaluko
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# mar/06
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these jokes suck!
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22222 oirartnoc oa
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# mar/06
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My shit comes out my ass
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anonymous4
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# mar/06
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maggie
I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled
noting that I am a blonde, gave me
You blonde lady?
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has4
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# mar/06
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me and my English! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
HAS BAND
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