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# jul/08
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great! uma pequena contribuição ao tópico, coletada por aí...
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Q - Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
A - Because he's Haydn.
Q - What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A - A violator.
Q - What is the similarity between a viola joke and premature ejaculation?
A - You know it's coming and there is not a damn thing that you can do to stop it.
Q - What do a conductor and a condom have in common?
A - It's safer with one, but more beautiful without.
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(Perdoem-me garotas!!!)
A young woman is taking cello lessons. She's not all that good, and during a particularly lamentable practice session her teacher can't stand it any more and says:
"Lady, you've got between your legs an instrument that, if adequately caressed, could give boundless pleasure to you and thousands of other people; and the only thing you seem to be able to do is to scratch and scratch it!"
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Semiconductors are part-time musicians.
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The late Herbert von Karajan and his wife enter a hotel room:
She - My god, it is cold in here.
HvK - But, liebchen, when we are in private, you can call me Herbert.
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A bishop, a judge, and a conductor were discussing their careers, and got into an argument about which of them was the greatest.
The judge said, "When I step into the courtroom, everyone stands to pay me respect."
The bishop said, "They stand? I have people kneel before me and kiss my ring."
To which the conductor replied, "Ha! I got you both beat. When I step on the podium people look down, cover their eyes, and say 'Oh my God!'"
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"This phone is baroque; please call Bach later."
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