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    Energy
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    # jun/07


    nao sei se ja postaram mas é bem legal

    Getting to Know Your Computer - A Short Glossary of Computer Terms

    Analog
    Hors d'oeuvre, usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts.

    Back-up
    Current data errors that have been saved for future use. See Database Back-up or File Back-up.

    Binary
    Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.

    Bit
    12 1/2 cents ($.125).

    Buffer
    Programmer who works in the nude.

    Bug
    Any type of insect.

    Byte
    Painful wound inflicted by dogs, snakes, children etc.

    Coding
    An addictive drug.

    Compile
    A heap of decomposing vegetable matter.

    Computer
    A device used to speed-up and automate errors.

    Control Character
    Any person who has money to spend for any reason.

    Crash
    A Normal Termination.

    Cursor
    An Expert in four-letter words.

    Database
    A special medium used to store errors, so that they can be processed and printed many times by the computer system. Sometimes called Input File or Data file.

    Debugging
    Activities necessary to remove insects from any area where they are not wanted.

    Downtime
    The time in which the computer rests while you sink into the lower depths of depression. (Downtime typically takes place while you are in the middle of your most important work on the computer.).

    Errors
    The normal result of running a computer system.

    Hardcoded
    Computer program code that has been allowed to dry.

    Hardware
    Boots, leather, studs, spikes and such.
    The parts of a computer which can be kicked.

    Keyboard
    An instrument used for entering errors into the system quickly.

    Logic
    Orderly path always followed by programs & errors.

    Loop
    See Loop.

    Maintenance
    Activities necessary to ensure that the system continues to produce errors and delay work efficiently.

    Never-Never Land
    Place where no one grows up.
    Place where programs love to go.

    Password
    The nonsense word taped to your terminal.

    Printer
    A device that prints computer errors on paper.

    RAM
    A male sheep.

    ROM
    A Ram after a delicate operation.
    What programs do in Never-Never Land.

    Software
    Silk nighties, nylons, teddies etc.
    Parts of computer that can not be kicked.

    Sometime
    Those occasions when a computer error message can be interpreted and understood.

    Security
    A feature of computer system access which helps prevent the mis-use (or proper use) of the system.

    Table-Lookup
    A piece of furniture that has been attached to the ceiling.

    Uptime
    The time in which a computer works & produces errors quickly and efficiently.



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    island
    Veterano
    # jun/07
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    cara, agora o que interessa eh a final da libertadores

    TWT ICE
    Veterano
    # jun/07
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    nem li, mas eh mto nerd

    SuperGeo
    Veterano
    # jun/07
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    nem li, mas eh mto nerd

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    LeandroP
    Moderador
    # jun/07
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    hehehehe

    izzystradlin
    Veterano
    # jun/07
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    caralho que nerd!

    Guitar_L
    Veterano
    # jun/07
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    RAM
    A male sheep.

    ROM
    A Ram after a delicate operation.
    What programs do in Never-Never Land.

    AShuahushuashuas foda \m/
    caralho que nerd!(2)

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