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MetalCraft
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# jan/05 · Editado por: MetalCraft
Aqui, eu escrevo talvez minhas ultimas palavras, para que saibam o motivo de minha morte:
"Eu estou sendo caçado por uma entidade sobrenatural virgula que aparece em meus sonhos e outras que sussuram (topico dois pontos vozes do além) em meus ouvidos ponto Segundo meu psiquiatra virgula seria melhor me tornar um paciente do hospicio ponto Sabendo que ao ser internado virgula vou acabar enlouquecendo de vez virgula eu resolvi me suicidar ponto"
Agora as minhas perguntas ponto e virgula
1-Eu vou p/ o céu, inferno ou purgatorio?
2-Como tirar minha propria vida da maneira menos dolorosa possivel?
3-Como criar uma carta d suicidio decente?
4-Como faturar duas minas gostosas ao msm tempo?
5-Como me tornar um moderador do cifraclub?
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Cabeça De Balde
Veterano |
# jan/05 · Editado por: Cabeça De Balde
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MetalCraft
1-Eu vou p/ o céu, inferno ou purgatorio?
Cemitério
2-Como tirar minha propria vida da maneira menos dolorosa possivel?
Naum sei, ainda naum morri
3-Como criar uma carta d suicidio decente?
Faça no computador, espalhe por e-mail... ou imprima em uma HP LaserJet Colorida
4-Como faturar duas minas gostosas ao msm tempo?
Isso é impossivel!
5-Como me tornar um moderador do cifraclub?
Ah naum... isso é que é impossivel...
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italo_angra
Veterano |
# jan/05
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1- vai pra escola
2-planta bananeira do 19º andar de um ap..e fala: olha o que eu consigo
3-se quiser eu faço pra ti
4-essa so eu consigo
5-essa nem o rafael consegui
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italo_angra
Veterano |
# jan/05
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Cabeça De Balde
postamos ao mesmo tempo :)
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Cabeça De Balde
Veterano |
# jan/05
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2-planta bananeira do 19º andar de um ap..e fala: olha o que eu consigo
Hahahahahaha..... Boa!
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Cabeça De Balde
Veterano |
# jan/05
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italo_angra
Pode cre...hahahaha
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JediKnight
Veterano |
# jan/05
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1 - purgat(acento)orio exclamação ponto e v(acento)irgula
2 - Se jogue na linha do trem ponto e v(acento)irgula
3 - compre um papel com cheirinho bom e j(acento) a era ponto e v(acento)irgula
4 - disponha de 260 pilas que eu lhe passo o endereço ponto e v(acento)irgula
5 - seja um bom menino ponto final
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Toalhinha
Veterano |
# jan/05
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1-Eu vou p/ o céu, inferno ou purgatorio?
Depende, Cemitério ou crematório. Mas se vc tiver sorte pode acha um necrófilo depois de ser enterrado... Ou antes! Ou antes de ser cremado...
2-Como tirar minha propria vida da maneira menos dolorosa possivel?
planta bananeira do 19º andar de um ap..e fala: olha o que eu consigo! Tenha certeza d q a janela estah bem aberta!
3-Como criar uma carta d suicidio decente?
Imprime com impressora a Laser, em papel perfumado
ou escreve com sangue, em papel perfumado.
4-Como faturar duas minas gostosas ao msm tempo?
Arruma o dinheiro e pede o endereço ao JedKnight
5-Como me tornar um moderador do cifraclub?
Nem o Walky consegue, e eh q faz tempo q ele tenta, acho q vc n vai conseguir antes de se matar.....
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BlindmaN
Veterano |
# jan/05
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1-Eu vou p/ o céu, inferno ou purgatorio?
2-Como tirar minha propria vida da maneira menos dolorosa possivel?
3-Como criar uma carta d suicidio decente?
4-Como faturar duas minas gostosas ao msm tempo?
5-Como me tornar um moderador do cifraclub?
1- segundo a bíblia cristã, herdará o reino do céus quem confessar com a boca e o coração que Jesus é o Senhor e Salvador, se fez isso, vai pro céu, se não... purgarótio ??? acho q naum... hehehe
2- taque alcool no corpo, fume um cigarro, jogue a kimba no seu braço, depois que incendiar todo seu corpo, pule numa piscina e fique ali por 3 minutos sem respitar, quando der os 3 minutos vá para a BR mais próxima e se jogue na frente de um carro em alta velicidade.
3-Pergunte ao acessor do Vargas
4-Seja rico, bonito e musculoso
5-peça para o Samuel Vignoli
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deathmeister
Veterano |
# jan/05
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Flw ae amigo, lembranças a sao pedro.
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MetalCraft
Veterano |
# fev/05
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WAKE UP
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danilo_bass
Veterano |
# fev/05
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1-Eu vou p/ o céu, inferno ou purgatorio?
good boys go to heaven rebels go to anywhere
2-Como tirar minha propria vida da maneira menos dolorosa possivel?
vai pra iraque e vira homem bomba
3-Como criar uma carta d suicidio decente?
com um papel e lapis ou caneta
4-Como faturar duas minas gostosas ao msm tempo?
vai pra zona ou ganha na loteca
5-Como me tornar um moderador do cifraclub?
tem q c filho do samtanás e naum pode repeti o colegial q nem o takabolti
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JediKnight
Veterano |
# fev/05
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WAKE UP dead man né ?
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killerman666
Veterano |
# fev/05
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Toalhinha
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# fev/05
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danilo_bass
tem q c filho do samtanás e naum pode repeti o colegial q nem o takabolti
huauhahuahuauh!
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Tuarelli
Veterano |
# fev/05
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danilo_bass
samtanás
SAMtanás,
Auhuaehuheueea!!!
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MetalCraft
Veterano |
# fev/05
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JediKnight
WAKE UP dead man né ?
Veja a minha biografia e entenderá.
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Lord_Mackenzie
Veterano |
# fev/05 · Editado por: Lord_Mackenzie
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1-Eu vou p/ o céu, inferno ou purgatorio?
Vai é ficar de castigo se ficar falando merda moleq
2-Como tirar minha propria vida da maneira menos dolorosa possivel?
Tenha uma overdose
3-Como criar uma carta d suicidio decente?
Confie no coração das Cartas...
4-Como faturar duas minas gostosas ao msm tempo?
Nasça de novo
5-Como me tornar um moderador do cifraclub?
Sequestre o Sam
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Crash
Veterano |
# fev/05
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killerman666
ta vendo o iluminado demais hein
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killerman666
Veterano |
# fev/05 · Editado por: killerman666
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Crash
iluminado porra nenhuma... to eh fazendo parte de um pentagrama, q serve p desvendar o mistério q ronda a morte de um idiota q devia tah enterrado mais tah por aih escrevendo bobagens na internet no lugar de tah pegando muié!!!
só le aih p cima
ta vendo o iluminado demais hein
vc tbm pelo visto
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