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And the meek shall inherit the earth
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# jun/07
http://bash.org/ - um site com quotes de irc. muito engraçado.
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
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# jun/07
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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
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# jun/07
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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
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fgr
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# jun/07
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Mano pepa pa esse cassius?
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fgr
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# jun/07
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e aquele primeiro estavam falando de EMO???? rsrsrs
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
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# jun/07
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<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
uhahua esse site é muito foda
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Vick Vaporub
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# jun/07
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
AUHEAHEHIUAHIUEHIUAHIUEHIUAHEIAIUEHIUAEHI
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
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# jun/07
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<Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months ago
<Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
<Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms
<Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep
<Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting
<Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly
<Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer
<Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
<Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
<Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair
<Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use
<Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little ducks
<Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one
<Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick
<Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew it up
<Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair
<Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs
<Goatroper> speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> spinning in his office chair
<Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens
<Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand
<kr0nus> omg
<Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove
<Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"
<Goatroper> I said "Yep."
<Goatroper> held up the speculums.
<Goatroper> said, "I got bored."
<Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?"
<Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
<Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I got up
<Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did."
<Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed
<Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves
<Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck with him but I was afraid he'd give me some
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Dogs2
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# jun/07
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<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
ahiahiauahiahua, meu inglês é horrível, mas deu pra entender que esse foi comédia ihauhaiuahiauha "mu mom started cryind and now she thinks i'm gay"
ahiuahiauhaiuahuaa
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Dogs2
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# jun/07
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
traduz esse daí, por favor
só fala o que aconteceu ahahauaa
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Kensei
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# jun/07
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Dogs2
O muleque tava vendo umas páginas porno e umas normais, dai a mae dele apareceu no quarto e ele minimizou os pornos, ta vendo as paradas da swat e armas com o pau duro, e eis q um cara com voz gay fala q quria chupá-lo e engolir o esperma dele. Por isso a mãe chorou e acha q ele é gay.
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Kensei
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# jun/07
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Muito comédia
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Dogs2
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# jun/07
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Kensei
ahuahauhau eu tava falando da outra
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Kensei
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# jun/07
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Dogs2
hahah sorry man...
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pr0view
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# jun/07 · Editado por: pr0view
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IUEHAAEHAIUIHIUEHIAE
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Dogs2
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# jun/07
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pr0view
kihaiuhaiauhaiuha porra, essa eu já tinha entendido!
eu tava falando da outra imensa lá
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pr0view
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# jun/07
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Dogs2
uaheuhe eu demorei pra escrever quando voltei ja tinha varias respostas UAUEHU
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Dogs2
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# jun/07
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pr0view
iuhiuahiaua foi mal aê pelo mal entendido
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
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# jun/07
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Dogs2
bom, um cara foi para uma consulta médica, e acaba dormindo, e não tem idéia de quanto tempo se passou. ae ele começa a fuçar pela sala, e encontra equipamentos médicos (mais especificamente, espéculos vaginais e algumas luvas). ele, sem ter o que fazer, faz um teatrinho com 2 espéculos. depois, coloca uma das luvas na cabeça, e com os 2 espéculos na mão, começa a girar na cadeira. nisso ele ouve passos. o médico entra.....
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Dogs2
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# jun/07
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And the meek shall inherit the earth
iuhaiuahauahuaa que doença mental
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Expertsoad
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# jun/07
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macho mesmo entra nesse:
www.ogrish.com
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Bob do recife
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# jun/07
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I dont speak english, because i am idiot
:p
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Guto EADG
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# jun/07
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qual o maior servidor de irc brasileiro atualmente?
irc.brasnet.org ta fora do ar O_o
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adnz
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# jun/07
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSUDHIUESHiueHAIUFHUI
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McBonalds
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# jun/07
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Muita coisa disso aí é fake...
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Minow
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# jun/07
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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
aehiuAEHIUaehoiuaEHOIUaehoiuaeHaehoiuEA
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Minow
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# jun/07 · Editado por: Minow
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Esse aqui frequenta o OT:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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*Edit*
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Guto EADG
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# jun/07
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esse ultimo foi perfeito hauehauh coisa de genio hauh
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Guto EADG
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# jun/07 · Editado por: Guto EADG
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAA
(pra quem nao usava irc .... pw = password .. cada nick no irc era registrado com uma senha)
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Minow
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# jun/07
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
Sensacional esse site, eu to rindo muito.
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