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The Blue Special Guitar
Veterano
# dez/05
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§ Lörd Cärnëvällï § |Feliz 2006| says:
do you like led zeppelin?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Good question. I don't know how I feel about Led Zeppelin.

deathmeister
Veterano
# dez/05
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porra, ele nao conhece o Corinthians, ja exclui do contato.

The Blue Special Guitar
Veterano
# dez/05
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Vai ser legal quando tiver em português...

The Blue Special Guitar
Veterano
# dez/05
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§ Lörd Cärnëvällï § |Feliz 2006| says:
may you block me?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What is the country with the highest life expectancy? If you don't know, just ask me.

The Blue Special Guitar
Veterano
# dez/05
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§ Lörd Cärnëvällï § |Feliz 2006| says:
(b) - o copinho de cerveja
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Cheers.

Kirk_Hammett
Veterano
# dez/05
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chega uma hora que qq coisa que vc fala com ele ele diz "please apologize, OK"

Cadaveria
Veterano
# dez/05
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Cris diz:
who is you?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I'm Encarta® Instant Answers. I'm a smart computer that can bring you Encarta answers directly in this IM window.
Cris diz:
fuck you.
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
That's a very grave insult.

Kirk_Hammett
Veterano
# dez/05
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-> Henrique diz:
hi
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What is going on?
-> Henrique diz:
i'm going to fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Again with this? Aw c'mon.

Kirk_Hammett
Veterano
# dez/05
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-> Henrique diz:
are you man?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
No.
-> Henrique diz:
are you woman?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Nope.
-> Henrique diz:
O_O
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Here is the definition for o/o: on order.

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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Que loco isso! Curti.

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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Ele digita mó rápido =P

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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porra, ele nao conhece o Corinthians, ja exclui do contato.

hahahahaha

Cadaveria
Veterano
# dez/05
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Cris diz:
do you like heavy metal?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I don't know how I feel about heavy metal, actually.
Cris diz:
what you like then?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one.

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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Cadaveria

Esse Encarta é um indeciso hehe

Kirk_Hammett
Veterano
# dez/05
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-> Henrique diz:
gimme money
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Why would you want money?
-> Henrique diz:
to pay your mother, that fucking bitch
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
You remember what happens when you talk like that, -> Henrique.

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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Lucas (Fatal Tragedy) - And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger diz:
do you like dream theater?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Good question. I don't know how I feel about Dream Theater.

>: (

Tem que gostar!

Cadaveria
Veterano
# dez/05
· votar


The_ytse_jam
ele é burro uhahuauha


Cris diz:
you it is compromised?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I don't think I know
Cris diz:
¬¬

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
· votar


Lucas (Fatal Tragedy) - And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger diz:
solve 54654 x 54386734985
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Calculator

54,654 * 54,386,734,985 = 2972452613870190

hehehe inteligente ele.

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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¬¬

HAUHAUAHUAHAUHAUHAUAUHAUAHUAUAHUAHUAH

Kirk_Hammett
Veterano
# dez/05
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-> Henrique diz:
do you like marijuana?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Uh... No, not exactly...

oiaaaa ele puxa um fumo que eu sei

labibo_girl
Veterano
# dez/05
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bah
é o genérico daquele robozinho então...

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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Lucas (Fatal Tragedy) - And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger diz:
do you like women?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I sure do.

É... garanhão...












Lucas (Fatal Tragedy) - And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger diz:
do you like men?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Yes. I love people.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.

Huummmmmmmmmmm sei não hein? Acho que morde a fronha...

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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Tem um cara que eu conheço que é tão chato que seria bloqueado pela Encarta hahahaha

Cadaveria
Veterano
# dez/05
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Cris diz:
this is a bitch
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Why would you insult me like that?
Cris diz:
why you one is bitch same
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
Cris diz:
_|_

The Blue Special Guitar
Veterano
# dez/05
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Cadaveria
That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.


hauauaahauahau

The Blue Special Guitar
Veterano
# dez/05
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Esse cara é muito foda. Digita rápido pra caralho.

grafitte
Veterano
# dez/05
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Tem um cara que eu conheço que é tão chato que seria bloqueado pela Encarta hahahaha
HAUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUA

The_ytse_jam
Veterano
# dez/05
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The Blue Special Guitar

Esse cara é muito foda. Digita rápido pra caralho.
Eu já tinha falado isso lá em cima! Pensei primeiro =P

grafitte
hehehe

FDG
Veterano
# dez/05
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ele não quer falar sobre Fuck,Vagina e coisas parecidas hahahah

e não sabe se gosta do Manchester,humpf,deve ser londrino

FDG
Veterano
# dez/05
· votar


If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Fernando...Num aguento mais ficar sem tocar guitarra diz:
Fuck Abraham Lincoln
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I see. You don't like Abraham Lincoln? I'll remember that.

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